KASH BANANE WALE NE DIL KAANCH KA BANAYA HOTA,
KASAM SE TODNE WALE KE HAATH ME ZAKHM TO AAYA HOTA…

YUN DOOR RAHKAR, DURIYON KO BADHAYA NAHI KARTE,
APNE DEEWANO KO IS TARHA SATAYA NAHI KARTE,
HAR WAQT JINHE AAPKA KHAYAL REHTA HAI,
UNHE APNI AAWAZ KE LIYE YUN TARSAYA NAHI KARTE…

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*