Andaaz Apna Apna Dialogues!


Posted by Aamir | Filmy Dialogues | Monday 8 December 2008 5:20 am

Thaki Thaki Thaki Thak…. Es Revolver Mein Ek Hi Goli Thi !!!!!!!!

Kaun sa Mark? Kahe ka Mark? Teja main hoon kyun mera naam Teja hai!

Galti se mishtake ho gaya

galti se phir se mistake hoo gaya

Teja mein hoon mark idhar hai..

Ye teja teja kya hai,ye teja teja

GOGO mybaap,aap hamari aankhon se gotiyan kyon khelna chate hain,aur agar aapko khelni hi hai to unki aankhon se kheliye dekhiye na kitni bad badi hain

suno suno duniya keh logho sabseh barah heh mr gogo!

poora plan ban chuka hai,,aur plaan ke mutabik……

Kyunki saari villians hamari tarah smart nahi hote

gogo mai-baap, mujhe marne se pehle ise ek baar peetna hai… nahinnnnnnnn, main marne se pehle pitna nahin chahta…

50 lakh!!??… hum log to 5 lakh maange waale the, aur yeh keh raha thi wo bhi jyada hai…

abe amar, goli hi to nahin hai…

aapne bataya nahin sir, aaj mera bday hai…

mera naam hai crime master GOGO abb aaya hoon to kuch to leke jaaonga..

Aap mahaan hai,
Shaktimaan hai,
Buddhimaan hai,
Keertimaan hai,
Gyani hai,
Daani hai,
Antaryaami hai,
Balki… balki main to yeh kahoonga ki aap purush hi nahi,
Mahapurush hai… mahapurush!
“ye Vasco de gama ki gun hai”

“Kiske mama ki gun hai?”

Rozy ke komal haathon se “baal kate bhi aur pata bhi nahi chala”

Pitaji..pitaji “aap ki to nahi maloom magar meri yahan bahut izzat hai”

1 Comment »

  1. Comment by Altaf Ansar — November 1, 2010 @ 9:39 pm

    Andaz apna apna is great movie..

    we all need cquel of this movie

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