jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

!!!Merry Christmas!!!

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Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you is a post from: ApnaySms.net

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!

Deal Between Husband & Wife is a post from: ApnaySms.net

HAPPY NEW YEAR is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Marriage is that relation between is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Its not the matter of ur position,but its ur ability
that actually shines.

The height of candle may differ… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.

I just fuck another guy… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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Poor man-replied:  “B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!

How come ur penis so big is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Add two person and a bed

Subtract cloths

Divide the legs

Multiply the strokes

And the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

How is Sex Related to Math? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2010

Naughty Diwali SMS 2010 is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Wish You a Very Happy Deepavali…!

Wish You a Very Happy Deepavali…! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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may this diwali fulfill your dreams… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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“Hey, don’t worry, it’s just every 10000th flight that crashes.”

“1:10000? So much? Then it surely will be mine!”

“Well, there is an easy way out. Simply take the next plane. It’s much more probable that you go from a crashing to a non-crashing plane than the other way round. So you are already at 1:10000 squared.”

Risk of plane bombs is a post from: ApnaySms.net

However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.

Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.

However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, “Gee, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!”

Worries while flying is a post from: ApnaySms.net

George Bush: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
George Bush: more…more. ..more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
George Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.
George Bush : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited George Bush to India. Next year George Bush was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes George Bush to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. George Bush does.
Sardarji : more…more. …. George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. George Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?

George Bush : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

Sardar and Bush-Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Urine Test-Santa-Banta! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Santa Jumps-Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart are real weak and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need some one to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: “I love you, Sorry and help me”

Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that it’s easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you’d be surprised by what you could do.

Cool & Interesting Facts! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

23. You don’t use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
27. Your wedding gifts are mostly in cash with a one rupee coin added to the note in a cover.
28. If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight.
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes,you discover you’re talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don’t realize phone connections ! to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
33. It’s embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

Indians Identity Tips-Cool SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?”

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SWOT Analysis-Adult SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Kaanch Ka Dil-Sher! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*

Cool Q&A’s-SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Biwi Mili Hai Aisi
Vo Kaam Kya Karegi
Khud Lux Mein Naha Kar
Khushbu Mein Tar Rehegi
Tukde Bache Hue Hain
Unse Naha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Barah Baje Ghadi Mein
Madam Ji So Rahi Hain
Bacho Ki Fauj Aake
Meri Jaan Ko Ro Rahi Hai
Bacho Ke Saath Baitha
Khana Paka Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Soyi Hai Vo Palang Par
Sar Dard Ke Bahane
Kis Ki Majaal Hai Jo
Jaaye Use Uthane
Yaaro Bura Na Mano
Mein Sar Daba Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Duniya Ko Yeh Pata Hai
Begum Ka Hoon Mein Shohar
Is Ghar Ka Mein Tha Malik
Ab Ban Gaya Hoon Naukar
Bistar Laga Raha Hoon
Chadar Bicha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

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Pehli Mulaqat-Shayri SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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Lifetime Friend-Friendship SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.

A friend hugs your heart.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

A friend is one who dislikes the same people you dislike.

Famous Friendship Quotes! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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Whenever the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) got up at night, he used to clean his mouth with Siwak.

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 246

Hadith on Siwak-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Hadith on Dua-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Sahih Muslim, The Book of Jihad and Expedition

Hadith on Breach-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Before You Criticize-Smile SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “A person is considered in prayer as long as he is waiting for the prayer in the mosque as long as he does not do Hadath.” A non-Arab man asked, “O Abii Huraira! What is Hadath?” I replied, “It is the passing of wind (from the anus) (that is one of the types of Hadath).”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 176

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I came to ‘Aisha (Radi-Allahu ‘anha) the wife of the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) during the solar eclipse. The people were standing and offering the prayer and she was also praying. I asked her, “What is wrong with the people?” She beckoned with her hand towards the sky and said, “Subhan Allah.” I asked her, “Is there a sign?” She pointed out, “Yes.” So I, too, stood for the prayer till I fell unconscious and later on I poured water on my head. After the prayer, Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) praised and glorified Allah and said, “Just now I have seen something which I never saw before at this place of mine, including Paradise and Hell. I have been inspired (and have understood) that you will be put to trials in your graves and these trials will be like the trials of Ad-Dajjal, or nearly like it (the sub narrator is not sure of what Asma’ said). Angels will come to every one of you and ask, ‘What do you know about this man?’ A believer will reply, ‘He is Muhammad, Allah’s Apostle, and he came to us with self-evident truth and guidance. So we accepted his teaching, believed and followed him.’ Then the angels will say to him to sleep in peace as they have come to know that he was a believer. On the other hand a hypocrite or a doubtful person will reply, ‘I do not know but heard the people saying something and so I said the same.’ ”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 184

Hadith on Grave-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

It was the time for prayer, and those whose houses were near got up and went to their people (to perform ablution), and there remained some people (sitting). Then a painted stove pot (Mikhdab) containing water was brought to Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam). The pot was small, not broad enough for one to spread one’s hand in; yet all the people performed ablution. (The sub narrator said, “We asked Anas, ‘How many persons were you?’ Anas replied ‘We were eighty or more”). (It was one of the miracles of Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam)).

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 194

Ablution Hadith-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

My father said, “Once I was in the company of the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) on a journey and I dashed to take off his Khuffs. He ordered me to leave them as he had put them after performing ablution. So he passed wet hands or them.

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 205

(Khuff – leather socks)

Hadith on Leather Socks-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “If anyone of you feels drowsy while praying he should go to bed (sleep) till his slumber is over because in praying while drowsy one does not know whether one is asking for forgiveness or for a bad thing for oneself.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 211

Hadith on Praying-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

I asked Anas, “What you used to do?’ Anas replied, “We used to pray with the same ablution until we break it with
Hadath.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 213

Hadith on Ablution-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

Once the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam), while passing through one of the grave-yards of Medina or Mecca heard the voices of two persons who were being tortured in their graves. The Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “These two persons are being tortured not for a major sin (to avoid).” The Prophet then added, “Yes! (they are being tortured for a major sin). Indeed, one of them never saved himself from being soiled with his urine while the other used to go about with calumnies (to make enmity
between friends). The Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) then asked for a green leaf of a date-palm tree, broke it into two pieces and put one on each grave. On being asked why he had done so, he replied, “I hope that their torture might be lessened, till these get dried.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 215

Hadith on Torture in Grave-Islamic SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

I brought my young son, who had not started eating (ordinary food) to Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) who took him and made him sit in his lap. The child urinated on the garment of the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam), so he asked for water and poured it over the soiled (area) and did not wash it.

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 223

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