1st Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe Chaku se Maar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mat agar Sapne Sach Hote to Mujhe roz Abortion Karwana padta.
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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Answer : CHAIR
Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .
Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . .
Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage Hai
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

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