Ajit (pointing to the hero) : Ise liquid oxygen mein phenk do..liquid ise
jeene nahin dega aur oxygen ise marne nahin dega..

Ajit to a lady: ‘Rosy let’s be cozy ‘ !

Ajit to a lady : ‘ Lilly don’t be silly ‘

Ajit to henchman and a lady — imagine the sound of water running in the bath in the
background — :
‘Michael you take the cycle,
Mike, follow him on your bike,
Uh, oh – Mona tum nahati raho’ !!

Ajit to henchman : ‘Jack, is box me paanch lakh jaali note
hain, inko market me chala do ‘

Lady ( with half torn sari ) to Ajit ( with lust written all over his face) :
lady : ‘ bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhor do’
Ajit : ‘ itni achi cheez to main bhagwan ke liye bhi nahin chhor sakta’

Henchman (panting and sweating) to Ajit : ‘ Boss, Boss sona kahan hai ‘ ?
Ajit : ‘ Itna Bada maidan para hai, kahin bhi so jao ‘

Ajit : ‘Ise Hamlet poison de do, to be se not to be ho jaayega ‘

Ajit: “…Kal aadhi raat ko theek 12 baje, hamara ‘maal’ Warsova ke
raste, Bambayee aayega….Michael, tum cycle par jao…Tony, tum pony
par jao….uh! oh! Mona darling?..tum nahati raho!….Michael, yeh lo
100 ka aadha phata hua note…theek 12 baje Raka ke aadmi apni boat se
flash light ka signal denge…aan…aaff…aan…aaff…aan…aaff.
Michael, tum apni torch se unhe signal doge….boat kinare lagne par
tumhara code word hoga “Din mein sitare hein, ham tumhare
hein”….baki log tabtak cabin ke peechhe ki jhadiyon mein rahenge…”

One henchman: “…par! par! Baass! woh to khujali wali jhadiayan hein!!…”

Ajit (with a broad wry smile): “…Smaaart baaye!!! Tony, yeh lo
Nixoderm ke tikiya!…aadhe log sona batorenge, aur adhe nixoderm
lagayenge!…”

Ajit: (to the ever present baldy ‘yes baass’ type sidey, having determined
Hero’s fate)
“Ise Varnish me daal dho, Finish acchi hogi”

Ajit is on the phone to Seth Dharam Prashad, played by that
insufferable dude, AK Hangal (who, just as an aside, needs to
be eliminated along with Nirupa Roy):

Ajit: Seth Dharam Prashad, aapki beti hamare kabze mein hai!

Seth: Hullo, hullo, kaun bol raha hai?

Ajit: Pyaar se log mujhe tayllipphone kehte hain!

(situation: Ajit in his den, with henchmen hanging around; some of them
gambling. Ajit fidgeting about somewhat.)

AJIT: Raabut, jaao Bhole ki beti ko uttha ke lao.

ROBERT: Par Boss, woh to goongi aur behri hai…?!

AJIT: Ohohohohohohohooo! Bewakoof hum use geeta paatth karwane thodi laa rahe
hain!

Ajit : Taany, is kutte ko potaasium khila do
Tony: Lekin, sarkar, potaasium se kya hoga ?
Ajit: Pot isse uuper le jayega, haash isse aur uuper le jayaega aur opium isse
khuda ke paas pahuncha dega.

Ajit is sitting in his garage thinking about a big maal comming from
Birmingham.
Mac : Baas headache ho raha hai.
Ajit : Head Aaek ho ya Do tumhe jaana he padega.

Now a days cricket match is going on between India and West Indies.
Ajit is a great fan of the team.he is listening to the commentary.
A short scene in his den.

Ajit : Peter score kya hai
Peter : Baas aapne halath kharab hai.
Ajit : Kyoon Kya Hooaa.
Peter : bass Richards chhake mar raha hai.
Ajit : Rabbert usse phone lagaon.
Robert to Richard. : Richard hamara bass tumse baath karna chahta hai.
Ajit : Richard Lawin speaking.
Richard : Who Lawin.
Ajit : tumhara leye itn kaaphe hai.Soono Tum aabhi Kapil ke tesre gend
per Midaan per catch dekar aauut ho jayoge.
Richard : I cannot do this Wi will loose the match.
Ajit : Tumhe aisaa karna hi padega ‘ Tumahari Maa hamaare kabze me hai.

Ajit is a “total” smuggler king. He is involved in smuggling illegal
aliens into england and then exploiting them by blackmail. (No, he
does’nt sponsor them . It is early morning, and Ajit & Co. are bringing
in a new boatload of slaves. One brash young dude comes out from the
hold of the ship (dark and dingy one, I’ll bet) up to the bridge where
Ajit is supervising the operation.

Illegal: “Sahab, abhi to suraj bhi nahin nikla”

Ajit: “Yeh vilayat hai, yahan pe suraj der se nikalta hai”

The hero has just landed in Ajit’s (big) ‘bungla’ to remind him of
what happened 20 years ago. And Ajit goes,

“Aao Vijay, Baito aur hamaare saath ek iscotch piyo. Hum
tumhe kha todi jaayenge. Vaise bhi hum vegetarian hain!!”