I just fuck another guy…


Posted by Aamir | Adult SMS | Thursday 11 November 2010 5:44 pm

I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.


How come ur penis so big


Posted by Aamir | Adult SMS | Thursday 11 November 2010 5:29 pm

Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big?

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Poor man-replied:  “B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!

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How is Sex Related to Math?


Posted by Aamir | Adult SMS | Thursday 11 November 2010 5:12 pm

How is Sex Related to Math?

Add two person and a bed

Subtract cloths

Divide the legs

Multiply the strokes

And the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

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