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]]> A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbors wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/swot-analysis-adult-sms/feed/ 0 The Watch Has Arrived-Joke http://www.apnaysms.net/the-watch-has-arrived-joke/ http://www.apnaysms.net/the-watch-has-arrived-joke/#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:10:44 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2668 The Watch Has Arrived-Joke is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write “the watch has arrived” and he will understand that the son is born.

The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t know what to do. If he writes “the watch has arrived” Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes ” watch has not arrived” Santa will get worried that something serious has happened. But being a very intelligent person,he finds a solution and sends the telegram.

Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads “The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing”.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/the-watch-has-arrived-joke/feed/ 0 Husband & Wife Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-wife-joke/ http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-wife-joke/#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:13:52 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2664 Husband & Wife Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside…

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
Shit!, that must be my husband!?

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
I’m your husband, you ****!!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-wife-joke/feed/ 0 Phone A Friend-Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/phone-a-friend/ http://www.apnaysms.net/phone-a-friend/#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:18:30 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2600 Phone A Friend-Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire?” , while we were in bed. I turned to her and
said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,”
she answered. I then said, “Is that your final
answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time,
simply saying “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d
like to phone a friend.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/phone-a-friend/feed/ 0 Confidence & Confidential-SMS Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/confidence-confidential/ http://www.apnaysms.net/confidence-confidential/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:24:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2456 Confidence & Confidential-SMS Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/confidence-confidential/feed/ 0     Vending Machine-Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/vending-machine/ http://www.apnaysms.net/vending-machine/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:47:17 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2245 Vending Machine-Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
    The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.
    The judge turns to the husband and says ‘ What do you have to say in your defense?
    The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. ‘Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine’s or mine?

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/vending-machine/feed/ 0     Patni Se Talaq! http://www.apnaysms.net/patni-se-talaq/ http://www.apnaysms.net/patni-se-talaq/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:47:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2222 Patni Se Talaq! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ?
    PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu,
    PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!!

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/patni-se-talaq/feed/ 0     Sardar Behind Bus! http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-behind-bus/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-behind-bus/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:23:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2219 Sardar Behind Bus! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
    ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
    Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-behind-bus/feed/ 0     Upar Ki Kamai! http://www.apnaysms.net/upar-ki-kamai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/upar-ki-kamai/#comments Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:21:19 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1822 Upar Ki Kamai! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Ek jagah rishtey ki baat chal rahi thi.

    Pucha ladka kya karta hai.

    “Clerk hai, office mein koi bhi file us ki ijazat bagair sahab tak nahi jaati, 8,000 tankha hai aur 6,000-7,000 upar ki kamai hai”

    Pucha ladki kya karti hai.

    “Nurse hai, hospital ka sara staff use jaanta hai, 6,000 tankha hai aur 10,000 niche ki kamai hai”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/upar-ki-kamai/feed/ 0     Honeymoon http://www.apnaysms.net/honeymoon/ http://www.apnaysms.net/honeymoon/#comments Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:10:19 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1821 Honeymoon is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Ek newly married ladki jo abhi abhi honeymoon se wapas hui thi apni friends se milne gayi.

    Friend ne pucha tu honeymoon par kaha-kaha gayi thi.

    Us ne kaha, Ooty, Massourie, Kodaikanal, Mysore.

    Friend ne pucha tu ne wahan kya-kya dekha.

    Us ne kaha… “Pankha”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/honeymoon/feed/ 0     Baal Katne Ki Dukaan! http://www.apnaysms.net/baal-katne-ki-dukaan/ http://www.apnaysms.net/baal-katne-ki-dukaan/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:02:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1748 Baal Katne Ki Dukaan! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Ek Makaan Malik Ne Nai Ki Ground Floor Ki Dukaan Shift Kar Ke First Floor Par Kar Di.

    Nai Ne Naya Board Lagaya “Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan Upar Hai”.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/baal-katne-ki-dukaan/feed/ 0     Full Time Masti … Non stop fun http://www.apnaysms.net/full-time-masti-%e2%80%a6-non-stop-fun/ http://www.apnaysms.net/full-time-masti-%e2%80%a6-non-stop-fun/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:28:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1570 Full Time Masti … Non stop fun is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>

    6 Inch ka hai.
    .
    Size normal he
    .
    .
    Mazboot he
    .
    .
    Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
    .
    .
    2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
    .
    .
    Lena he to bolo?

    Full Time Masti

    Non stop Fun

    Mera…
    .
    LG KG 195

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/full-time-masti-%e2%80%a6-non-stop-fun/feed/ 0     Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai http://www.apnaysms.net/bhagwan-ko-gussa-kab-aata/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bhagwan-ko-gussa-kab-aata/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:11:43 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1516 Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata
    hai?
    ?
    ?
    Jab koi ladki shadi se pahale
    pregnant ho aur uski maa
    bole”hey bhagwan ye tune
    kya kiya”..

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/bhagwan-ko-gussa-kab-aata/feed/ 0     Which feels better? Finger or Ear http://www.apnaysms.net/which-feels-better-finger-or-ear/ http://www.apnaysms.net/which-feels-better-finger-or-ear/#comments Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:54:59 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1488 Which feels better? Finger or Ear is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A young man asked swamiji

    Why Girls desire more sex than boys?

    SWAMIJI: When you put finger in your ear & shake it,
    which feels better, your finger or ear?

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/which-feels-better-finger-or-ear/feed/ 0     Car sales Girl to call Girl http://www.apnaysms.net/car-sales-girl-to-call-girl/ http://www.apnaysms.net/car-sales-girl-to-call-girl/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:32:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1474 Car sales Girl to call Girl is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Car sales girl to call girl :
    Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
    Call Girl:
    aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/car-sales-girl-to-call-girl/feed/ 0     Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi. http://www.apnaysms.net/two-sardar-ke-beech-fight-ho-rahi-thi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/two-sardar-ke-beech-fight-ho-rahi-thi/#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:32:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1457 Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi..

    1st Sardar: Me teri **** maar doonga!!

    2nd Sardar: Oye.. Serious fight me Romantic baat mat kar…:p

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/two-sardar-ke-beech-fight-ho-rahi-thi/feed/ 0     Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya http://www.apnaysms.net/aaj-kal-ki-ladkiya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/aaj-kal-ki-ladkiya/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:52:16 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1436 Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bahut Romantic Ho Gai Hain

    Photocopy Ki Dukan Pe Jati Hai or Bolti Hai

    ‘Bhaiya Jaldi Jaldi…

    Aage Piche Se DO DO Baar Kar Do’.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/aaj-kal-ki-ladkiya/feed/ 0     Me America ja rahi hoon http://www.apnaysms.net/me-america-ja-rahi-hoon/ http://www.apnaysms.net/me-america-ja-rahi-hoon/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:17:57 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1371 Me America ja rahi hoon is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
    Husband: Aik American Ladki
    Wife Wapas Aye
    Husband: mera gift!
    Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/me-america-ja-rahi-hoon/feed/ 0     Samundar me pani aur pani me fish http://www.apnaysms.net/samundar-me-pani-aur-pani-me-fish/ http://www.apnaysms.net/samundar-me-pani-aur-pani-me-fish/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:11:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1370 Samundar me pani aur pani me fish is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Samundar me pani aur pani me fish
    WAH WAH
    samundar me pani aur pani me fish
    wahwah
    apko Salam aur apki girlfriend ko kiss

    ab bolo
    Wah Wah

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/samundar-me-pani-aur-pani-me-fish/feed/ 0     Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota http://www.apnaysms.net/kaun-kehta-hai-ki-mard-ko-dard-nahin-hota/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kaun-kehta-hai-ki-mard-ko-dard-nahin-hota/#comments Sat, 31 May 2008 18:29:44 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1330 Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota?
    Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.
    Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai…..

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/kaun-kehta-hai-ki-mard-ko-dard-nahin-hota/feed/ 0     What is your caste http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-your-caste/ http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-your-caste/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 16:52:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1097 What is your caste is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher : What is your caste ?
    Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
    Fir Rajput hue,
    Fir Sharma ho gaye,
    Abhi hai Darzi….
    Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-your-caste/feed/ 0     Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi http://www.apnaysms.net/kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-bahu-thi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-bahu-thi/#comments Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:49:48 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-bahu-thi/ Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
    se nikla aur chala geya.

    saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli

    kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-bahu-thi/feed/ 0     Press http://www.apnaysms.net/press/ http://www.apnaysms.net/press/#comments Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:21:10 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/press/ Press is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Policman: JAIL main kese aye?

    SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS”

    AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/press/feed/ 0     http://www.apnaysms.net/990/ http://www.apnaysms.net/990/#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:21:15 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/990/ is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     window.document.getElementById('post-990').parentNode.className += ' adhesive_post';

    Adult SMS Jokes & Text Messages Collection

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    Collection of slightly adult sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english. some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, new adult messages, adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms etc..

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/990/feed/ 0     Meri Biwi pani se bohat darti hai http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:38:48 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/ Meri Biwi pani se bohat darti hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
    Friend : Acha wo kaise?

    Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
    mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/feed/ 1     Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar http://www.apnaysms.net/beautiful-delivery-by-shoaib-akhtar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/beautiful-delivery-by-shoaib-akhtar/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:26:47 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/beautiful-delivery-by-shoaib-akhtar/ Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
    Student:Female
    Teacher: How?
    Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/beautiful-delivery-by-shoaib-akhtar/feed/ 0     Kutte ke Bacche ne uski ma se POocha http://www.apnaysms.net/kutte-ke-bacche-ne-uski-ma-se-poocha/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kutte-ke-bacche-ne-uski-ma-se-poocha/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:25:34 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/kutte-ke-bacche-ne-uski-ma-se-poocha/ Kutte ke Bacche ne uski ma se POocha is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
    “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
    Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

    Kutte ke Bacche ne uski ma se POocha is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/kutte-ke-bacche-ne-uski-ma-se-poocha/feed/ 0     Law of Reverse Dynamics http://www.apnaysms.net/law-of-reverse-dynamics/ http://www.apnaysms.net/law-of-reverse-dynamics/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:19:43 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/law-of-reverse-dynamics/ Law of Reverse Dynamics is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Law of Reverse” dynamics:

    When a man becomes rich
    he becomes naughty &

    when a woman becomes naughty….
    she becomes rich…

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/law-of-reverse-dynamics/feed/ 0     Dulhan Santa Se http://www.apnaysms.net/dulhan-santa-se/ http://www.apnaysms.net/dulhan-santa-se/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:03:33 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/dulhan-santa-se/ Dulhan Santa Se is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Wedding Nite:

    Dulhan Santa Se:

    Aaj Mujay Itna Khus Kro
    K Me Sari Zindgi Yad
    Rakhooon
    .
    .
    .

    Santa Sari Raat Usay Gud Gudi Krta Raha

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/dulhan-santa-se/feed/ 6     A man made a call to Hospital http://www.apnaysms.net/a-man-made-a-call-to-hospital/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-man-made-a-call-to-hospital/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:38:09 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/a-man-made-a-call-to-hospital/ A man made a call to Hospital is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife

    But the call went to a cricket stadium

    He asked what is the condition

    He died after what he heard…

    “7 Are already out
    3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
    The first one was a duck…!!!”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/a-man-made-a-call-to-hospital/feed/ 0     A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua http://www.apnaysms.net/a-chinese-couple-mr-miss-hua/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-chinese-couple-mr-miss-hua/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:00:10 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/a-chinese-couple-mr-miss-hua/ A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got Twins without marriage.
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    They named them as ‘Jo-Hua’, ‘So-Hua’

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/a-chinese-couple-mr-miss-hua/feed/ 13     Logo ne Sardar ko Q Maara http://www.apnaysms.net/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/ http://www.apnaysms.net/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:52:19 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/ Logo ne Sardar ko Q Maara is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/feed/ 0     Every mans Wish.. http://www.apnaysms.net/every-mans-wish/ http://www.apnaysms.net/every-mans-wish/#comments Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:51:00 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/every-mans-wish/ Every mans Wish.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Every mans wish . .
    Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . .

    Kaash ,
    Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )

    Every mans Wish.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/every-mans-wish/feed/ 1     Yeh to Girls Hostel hai http://www.apnaysms.net/yeh-to-girls-hostel-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/yeh-to-girls-hostel-hai/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:12:57 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/yeh-to-girls-hostel-hai/ Yeh to Girls Hostel hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
    Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/yeh-to-girls-hostel-hai/feed/ 1     Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-haath-se-drive-kar-sakte-ho/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-haath-se-drive-kar-sakte-ho/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:52:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/ek-haath-se-drive-kar-sakte-ho/ Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

    Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou

    Larki Ne Poocha :
    Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho ?

    Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

    Larki : Theek Hai, Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

    Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-haath-se-drive-kar-sakte-ho/feed/ 0     Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss/#comments Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:40:56 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss/ Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    “I am Sick, not coming on work”
    Boss SMS back:
    “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
    2 hours later sardar again sent sms 2 boss:
    “Now I am ok, Your Wife is really sweet”

    Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss/feed/ 1     In a party a lady wanted to..! http://www.apnaysms.net/in-a-party/ http://www.apnaysms.net/in-a-party/#comments Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:39:12 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/562/ In a party a lady wanted to..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     In a party a lady wanted
    to go to Toilet so
    She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
    SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,

    Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
    Pehle tum Dikhao.

    In a party a lady wanted to..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/in-a-party/feed/ 0     Saw His Wife with His Friend http://www.apnaysms.net/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/ http://www.apnaysms.net/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/#comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:58:10 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/ Saw His Wife with His Friend is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Man come home,
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    He shoots his Friend.
    Wife says “If you behave like this,
    you will lose ALL your friend

    Saw His Wife with His Friend is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/feed/ 0     Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-sapne-mein-koi-mujhe/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-sapne-mein-koi-mujhe/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:55:05 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/kal-sapne-mein-koi-mujhe/ Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     1st Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe Chaku se Maar raha tha.
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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-sapne-mein-koi-mujhe/feed/ 0     Aap ki Underwear http://www.apnaysms.net/aap-ki-underwear/ http://www.apnaysms.net/aap-ki-underwear/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:23:33 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/aap-ki-underwear/ Aap ki Underwear is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Aapki underwear mein kya ha.?
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    Aap ki Underwear is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/aap-ki-underwear/feed/ 0     Zamana Bauhat Kharaab Hay.. http://www.apnaysms.net/zaman-bauhat-kharaab-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/zaman-bauhat-kharaab-hay/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:58:34 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/zaman-bauhat-kharaab-hay/ Zamana Bauhat Kharaab Hay.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .
    Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . .
    Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage Hai

    Zamana Bauhat Kharaab Hay.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/zaman-bauhat-kharaab-hay/feed/ 0     A Sardar was working 1st time http://www.apnaysms.net/a-sardar-was-working-1st-time/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-sardar-was-working-1st-time/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:02:35 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/a-sardar-was-working-1st-time/ A Sardar was working 1st time is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

    A customer girl asked:
    Underwear dikhana plz.
    Sardar thora sharmakar:
    G aaj nahi pehni:p

    A Sardar was working 1st time is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/a-sardar-was-working-1st-time/feed/ 0     Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo http://www.apnaysms.net/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:38:23 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/ Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher: Passive me badlo!
    Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
    Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

    Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/feed/ 0     A girl who opens.. http://www.apnaysms.net/a-girl-who-opens/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-girl-who-opens/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:19:31 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/a-girl-who-opens/ A girl who opens.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
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    who opens her legs receives a Baby!

    A girl who opens.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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    ]]>     Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain
    Police: Kaun hai woh?
    Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to
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    Phone per Dhamkiyan.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/phone-per-dhamkiyan/feed/ 1     Jab Dekhu Tumhe…. http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-dekhu-tumhe/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-dekhu-tumhe/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:06:54 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/jab-dekhu-tumhe/ Jab Dekhu Tumhe…. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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    JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

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    AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

    hath or kaho

    MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

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    AB TO LE LO MERI

    har khushi

    OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

    har gam

    FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

    aankhen or kahu

    DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

    mera
    dil…

    Jab Dekhu Tumhe…. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-dekhu-tumhe/feed/ 3     Atleast once a day……. http://www.apnaysms.net/atleast-once-a-day/ http://www.apnaysms.net/atleast-once-a-day/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:18:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/atleast-once-a-day/ Atleast once a day……. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     All people in this world

    Be it Indians or Americans
    Be it Canadian or Australian

    Atleast once a day
    Stand on single leg for

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    Changing underwear!

    Atleast once a day……. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/atleast-once-a-day/feed/ 2     C.I.D dekhiye..:p http://www.apnaysms.net/cid-dekhiyep/ http://www.apnaysms.net/cid-dekhiyep/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:52:14 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/cid-dekhiyep/ C.I.D dekhiye..:p is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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    kya hua hoga?

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    CID
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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/cid-dekhiyep/feed/ 0     Ye scooty kab li.. http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-scooty-kab-li/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-scooty-kab-li/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:48:59 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/ye-scooty-kab-li/ Ye scooty kab li.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Santa: Ye scooty kab li
    Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo
    chahiye le lo ,
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    Ye scooty kab li.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-scooty-kab-li/feed/ 0     Boy says to girl http://www.apnaysms.net/boy-says-to-girl/ http://www.apnaysms.net/boy-says-to-girl/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:53:37 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/boy-says-to-girl/ Boy says to girl is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Boy says to girl
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    Girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta….
    Boy says to lag gaee 20 20 rupay ki bat….
    Girl says ok….
    Boy kissed girl titely….
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    Boy says to girl is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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