Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain
Police: Kaun hai woh?
Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to
“Kaat Denge”
kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
mera
dil…
All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
*
*
Changing underwear!
Ek ladka raat mein akela aur 2 ladkiya uske pichhe.
kya hua hoga?
Jaan-ne ke liye dekhiye
CID
Friday raat 10 baje :p


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