Ye scooty kab li..


Posted by Sms Lover | Adult SMS | Tuesday 5 February 2008 7:48 am

Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo
chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya


Boy says to girl


Posted by Cool | Adult SMS, Funny SMS | Friday 11 January 2008 9:53 am

Boy says to girl
Main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ….
Girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta….
Boy says to lag gaee 20 20 rupay ki bat….
Girl says ok….
Boy kissed girl titely….
Girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai …..
Boy say ye lo 20 rupay…


It’s the things that satisfies your mind


Posted by Cool | Adult SMS, Insult SMS | Friday 11 January 2008 9:46 am

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.