Patni Se Talaq!
JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ?
PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu,
PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!!
Sardar Behind Bus!
Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!
Upar Ki Kamai!
Ek jagah rishtey ki baat chal rahi thi.
Pucha ladka kya karta hai.
“Clerk hai, office mein koi bhi file us ki ijazat bagair sahab tak nahi jaati, 8,000 tankha hai aur 6,000-7,000 upar ki kamai hai”
Pucha ladki kya karti hai.
“Nurse hai, hospital ka sara staff use jaanta hai, 6,000 tankha hai aur 10,000 niche ki kamai hai”