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Cool/Decent SMS Santa Banta SMS
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg
Dr: aur chasme k bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
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Cool/Decent SMS Misleading SMS Santa Banta SMS
Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Santa :- Dar mat yaar.
Vo kaat nahi raha,
vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai
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Cool/Decent SMS Misc SMS Jokes
When it rains all birds fly 4 Shelter.
But Eagle alone fly above clouds 2 avoid rain.
Problem is common 2 all but ATTITUDE Makes the difference.
