Wieght Kitna hay


Posted by Aamir | Cool/Decent SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Thursday 27 March 2008 3:01 pm

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg
Dr: aur chasme k bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…


Vo kaat nahi raha


Posted by Aamir | Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Wednesday 26 March 2008 12:21 pm

Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nahi raha,

vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai


Attitude make the Difference


Posted by Aamir | Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Wednesday 26 March 2008 12:11 pm

When it rains all birds fly 4 Shelter.
But Eagle alone fly above clouds 2 avoid rain.
Problem is common 2 all but ATTITUDE Makes the difference.