Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg
Dr: aur chasme k bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nahi raha,

vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai

When it rains all birds fly 4 Shelter.
But Eagle alone fly above clouds 2 avoid rain.
Problem is common 2 all but ATTITUDE Makes the difference.