Wieght Kitna hay

Categories: Cool/Decent SMS Santa Banta SMS

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg
Dr: aur chasme k bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Vo kaat nahi raha

Categories: Cool/Decent SMS Misleading SMS Santa Banta SMS

Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nahi raha,

vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai

Attitude make the Difference

Categories: Cool/Decent SMS Misc SMS Jokes

When it rains all birds fly 4 Shelter.
But Eagle alone fly above clouds 2 avoid rain.
Problem is common 2 all but ATTITUDE Makes the difference.


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