ApnaySms.net » Excuse Msg http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Appointment! http://www.apnaysms.net/appointment/ http://www.apnaysms.net/appointment/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:50:35 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2067 Appointment! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> As a teacher in the local high school, I had once received a note from a boy in my 10th grade homeroom. It read: Please excuse John X. from school this afternoon, he has an appointment with his gynecologist. Mrs. X. (John’s mother)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/appointment/feed/ 0 School Ahead! http://www.apnaysms.net/school-ahead/ http://www.apnaysms.net/school-ahead/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:48:33 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2066 School Ahead! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Little Johnny was late again, teacher ask why? Little Johnny said: “It was a sign down the road.” Teacher ask: “What has a sign got to do with it?” Little Johnny replied: “It said, school ahead go slow.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/school-ahead/feed/ 1 Fat Rolling Girl! http://www.apnaysms.net/fat-rolling-girl/ http://www.apnaysms.net/fat-rolling-girl/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:46:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2065 Fat Rolling Girl! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I used this as an excuse when I didn’t come to school for 24 days- “I was walking past the stairs and this really fat girl rolled down them and hit me. I broke my 2 rigs, my legs, and fractured my wrist.” The teacher laughed and gave me an A.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/fat-rolling-girl/feed/ 0 Strange Excuse! http://www.apnaysms.net/strange-excuse/ http://www.apnaysms.net/strange-excuse/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:37:58 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2064 Strange Excuse! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Please excuse my sister/daughter from school. We told her that her mother is her grandma, her sister is her mother and daddy is still daddy this weekend and she hasn’t come out of the bedroom since.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/strange-excuse/feed/ 0 Home Work Excuses! http://www.apnaysms.net/home-work-excuses/ http://www.apnaysms.net/home-work-excuses/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:37:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2063 Home Work Excuses! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Home-work excuses:

1) My sister ate it… (I don’t really recommend you to use it.)

2) I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it. (It actually works!)

3) I Forgot to take my dog for a walk and he just [Pissed] on my Homework.

4) My Snake Died and I just wasn’t in the mood for thinking.

5) My baby brother threw up on my home work.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/home-work-excuses/feed/ 0 Spilled Gasoline! http://www.apnaysms.net/spilled-gasoline/ http://www.apnaysms.net/spilled-gasoline/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:35:19 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2062 Spilled Gasoline! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> My Grandma wrote this excuse for my uncle when he was a sophomore in High School: Please excuse Ricky from school yesterday. He had spilled gasoline on his stomach and was afraid he would explode.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/spilled-gasoline/feed/ 0 Toilet Paper! http://www.apnaysms.net/toilet-paper/ http://www.apnaysms.net/toilet-paper/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:29:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2061 Toilet Paper! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I am a principal and received this excuse about a student who was 2 hours late for school. Please excuse Henry for being late for school. He was stuck in the bathroom without any toilet paper.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/toilet-paper/feed/ 0 The Bell Rang! http://www.apnaysms.net/the-bell-rang/ http://www.apnaysms.net/the-bell-rang/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:24:47 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2060 The Bell Rang! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/the-bell-rang/feed/ 0 Take Your Daughter! http://www.apnaysms.net/take-your-daughter/ http://www.apnaysms.net/take-your-daughter/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:19:34 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2059 Take Your Daughter! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Please excuse Casey from school. It was Take Your Daughter to work day. I don’t have a job, so I made her stay home and do housework.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/take-your-daughter/feed/ 0 I’m Sorry! http://www.apnaysms.net/im-sorry/ http://www.apnaysms.net/im-sorry/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:14:43 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2058 I’m Sorry! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I’m sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/im-sorry/feed/ 0 I Didn’t Come! http://www.apnaysms.net/i-didnt-come/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-didnt-come/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:13:23 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2057 I Didn’t Come! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I didn’t come to school yesterday because I was feeling like I was going to be sick, but thankfully I wasn’t!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/i-didnt-come/feed/ 0 Bunch of Excuses! http://www.apnaysms.net/bunch-of-excuses/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bunch-of-excuses/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:11:35 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2056 Bunch of Excuses! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/bunch-of-excuses/feed/ 0 Sally’s Funeral! http://www.apnaysms.net/sallys-funeral/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sallys-funeral/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:10:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2055 Sally’s Funeral! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sallys-funeral/feed/ 0 Sunday Paper! http://www.apnaysms.net/sunday-paper/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sunday-paper/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:08:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2054 Sunday Paper! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

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]]> Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

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