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Lagta Hai Aaj Har Iccha Puri Ho Gayi….
Par Ab Maza Dekho, Aaj Koi Iccha Hi Nahi Rahi !

Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi…..
Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai !
Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!

Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi!
Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi!
Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga;
Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!

Maut Ye Khayaal Hai Jaise Jindagi ye Khayaal Hai !
Na Sukh hai, Na Dukh Hai
Na Deen Hai, Na Duniya
Na Insaan , Na Bhagvaan
Sirf Main Hoon, Main Hoon, Main Hoon,
Main Hoon…Main ..Sirf Main !!

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‘Anand mara nahi. Anand marte nahi’

“Chela jaate jate guru ko sikhaa gayaa”

“Babu moshai zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hain na main. Hum sab to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta “

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Amitabh starts:
Lo kallo baat. Are English to aisi ave hain ke that I can leave angrez behind

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairo becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairo because their minds are very narrow.

In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare Sir , this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.

In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhede stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.

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“Yeh koyle ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, use peeskar, jism se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk kar, ek lash ke roop mein ugal deta hai.” -Kaala Paththar

“Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.” -Sharabi

“Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon.” -Trishul

“Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar.” -Trishul

“Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai.” -Sharabi

“Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon.” -Sharabi

“Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain.” -Deewar

“Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai.” -Kaaliya

“Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah.” -Shahenshah

“Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha.” -Kaaliya

“Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai.” -Don

“Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.” -Laawaris

“Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?” -Sholay

“Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.” -Satte pe Satta

“Eh Kaancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha hai?” -Agneepath

“Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?” – Kaalia

“Mai aur meri tanhaai – aksar ye baatein karte hai….” -Silsila

“Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete.” -Shakti

“Pain is my destiny and I can’t avoid it.” -Kaala Patthar

“Mai feke hue paise aaj bhi nahi uthatha.” -Deewar

“Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota.” -Mard

“Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.” -Agneepath

“Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai.” -Sharaabi

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Kaun sa Mark? Kahe ka Mark? Teja main hoon kyun mera naam Teja hai!

Galti se mishtake ho gaya

galti se phir se mistake hoo gaya

Teja mein hoon mark idhar hai..

Ye teja teja kya hai,ye teja teja

GOGO mybaap,aap hamari aankhon se gotiyan kyon khelna chate hain,aur agar aapko khelni hi hai to unki aankhon se kheliye dekhiye na kitni bad badi hain

suno suno duniya keh logho sabseh barah heh mr gogo!

poora plan ban chuka hai,,aur plaan ke mutabik……

Kyunki saari villians hamari tarah smart nahi hote

gogo mai-baap, mujhe marne se pehle ise ek baar peetna hai… nahinnnnnnnn, main marne se pehle pitna nahin chahta…

50 lakh!!??… hum log to 5 lakh maange waale the, aur yeh keh raha thi wo bhi jyada hai…

abe amar, goli hi to nahin hai…

aapne bataya nahin sir, aaj mera bday hai…

mera naam hai crime master GOGO abb aaya hoon to kuch to leke jaaonga..

Aap mahaan hai,
Shaktimaan hai,
Buddhimaan hai,
Keertimaan hai,
Gyani hai,
Daani hai,
Antaryaami hai,
Balki… balki main to yeh kahoonga ki aap purush hi nahi,
Mahapurush hai… mahapurush!
“ye Vasco de gama ki gun hai”

“Kiske mama ki gun hai?”

Rozy ke komal haathon se “baal kate bhi aur pata bhi nahi chala”

Pitaji..pitaji “aap ki to nahi maloom magar meri yahan bahut izzat hai”

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itna guroor to chand ko bhi nahin hai

gawaar… kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha

Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei

chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi… aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ….. khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe

Kyun peete ho itna ke bardash hi naa kar paao…

aaj k baad main is chaukhat pe kabhi nahin aaoongaa ….haan… jab paro ki yaad ayegee main aaoongaa, jab khud ko doshi paungaa, main … main aaoongaa… aur kahaan jaungaa….

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahi
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu,
Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaz karte hain,
Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai
Ishq ishwar ki ibadat
aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maqsad
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni babu,
ki aapke dost ke paas to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
na atma na ibadat na maqsad,
aur aap ye jo baar baar hathon main rupaye pakadte hain na dev babu,
kotho par ye tawayafo ke talwon main hote hain,
agar itna hi ghamand hai apne aap par, to hame wahi lauta dijiye,
jo humne aap par kharch kiye hain, do ratein
humari do ratein udhar rahee aap par dev babu,
jab tak aap nahi aayenge mahfil nahi sajegi,
in aankho ko aapka intazaar rahega

babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do,
sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do,
aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do,
ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do

Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadhkan suna gaye

Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht kar sakain, behosh ho sakain, paroo ko bhula sakain, par chandramukhi, yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone nahi deti, kyun itna peene ke baad bhi uski yaad hame satati hai din raat kyun …..kyun itna na samajh ho jata hai insaan ….kyun galti kar bhaithata hai …kyun ek choti si galti ki itni bari saza milti hai ki zindagi ke raaste hi alag ho jate hain, ek chala jaye shadi ke raaste par aur DUSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH…..

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Mien aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta…

Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain…

Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum…..jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki siidiyan nahin chada….jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye kahada hai…….ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar……hum ghar se beghar ho gaye……mera baap jeeteji mar gaya…..meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi….lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga….

Yeh dekho yeh wohi main hoon aur yeh wohi tum. Aaj main kahan pahuch gaya hoon aur tum kahan ho. Aaj mere paas buildingey hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai. Tumhare paas kya hai. Kyaa hai tumhare paas. ……………. Mere paas … Maaa Hai.

Jab ek bhaai bolega to ek bhaai sunega, jab ek mujrim bolega to ek police officer sunega.

Uff tumhare yeh usool, yeh aadarsh. Kis kaam ke hai yeh. Inko gondhkar do waqt ki roti naheen banaayi jaa sakti

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Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajit: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam “Wang Chung” kiu boss???!!!
Ajit: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi…is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.

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Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar…Raabert spots a peacock…
Raabert: Boss….more.. more…
Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says…
Ajit : Nomore !

Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa…
Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.

Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajit: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajit: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.

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Basanthi – Chal Dhanno! Aaj theri basanthi ki izzhat ka saval hai!
Dhanno – Aray Basanthi agar tere peeche char daku hein to mere peeche bhi char ghode hain. Meri izzhat ka bhi saval hei.

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Ajit to a lady: ‘Rosy let’s be cozy ‘ !

Ajit to a lady : ‘ Lilly don’t be silly ‘

Ajit to henchman and a lady — imagine the sound of water running in the bath in the
background — :
‘Michael you take the cycle,
Mike, follow him on your bike,
Uh, oh – Mona tum nahati raho’ !!

Ajit to henchman : ‘Jack, is box me paanch lakh jaali note
hain, inko market me chala do ‘

Lady ( with half torn sari ) to Ajit ( with lust written all over his face) :
lady : ‘ bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhor do’
Ajit : ‘ itni achi cheez to main bhagwan ke liye bhi nahin chhor sakta’

Henchman (panting and sweating) to Ajit : ‘ Boss, Boss sona kahan hai ‘ ?
Ajit : ‘ Itna Bada maidan para hai, kahin bhi so jao ‘

Ajit : ‘Ise Hamlet poison de do, to be se not to be ho jaayega ‘

Ajit: “…Kal aadhi raat ko theek 12 baje, hamara ‘maal’ Warsova ke
raste, Bambayee aayega….Michael, tum cycle par jao…Tony, tum pony
par jao….uh! oh! Mona darling?..tum nahati raho!….Michael, yeh lo
100 ka aadha phata hua note…theek 12 baje Raka ke aadmi apni boat se
flash light ka signal denge…aan…aaff…aan…aaff…aan…aaff.
Michael, tum apni torch se unhe signal doge….boat kinare lagne par
tumhara code word hoga “Din mein sitare hein, ham tumhare
hein”….baki log tabtak cabin ke peechhe ki jhadiyon mein rahenge…”

One henchman: “…par! par! Baass! woh to khujali wali jhadiayan hein!!…”

Ajit (with a broad wry smile): “…Smaaart baaye!!! Tony, yeh lo
Nixoderm ke tikiya!…aadhe log sona batorenge, aur adhe nixoderm
lagayenge!…”

Ajit: (to the ever present baldy ‘yes baass’ type sidey, having determined
Hero’s fate)
“Ise Varnish me daal dho, Finish acchi hogi”

Ajit is on the phone to Seth Dharam Prashad, played by that
insufferable dude, AK Hangal (who, just as an aside, needs to
be eliminated along with Nirupa Roy):

Ajit: Seth Dharam Prashad, aapki beti hamare kabze mein hai!

Seth: Hullo, hullo, kaun bol raha hai?

Ajit: Pyaar se log mujhe tayllipphone kehte hain!

(situation: Ajit in his den, with henchmen hanging around; some of them
gambling. Ajit fidgeting about somewhat.)

AJIT: Raabut, jaao Bhole ki beti ko uttha ke lao.

ROBERT: Par Boss, woh to goongi aur behri hai…?!

AJIT: Ohohohohohohohooo! Bewakoof hum use geeta paatth karwane thodi laa rahe
hain!

Ajit : Taany, is kutte ko potaasium khila do
Tony: Lekin, sarkar, potaasium se kya hoga ?
Ajit: Pot isse uuper le jayega, haash isse aur uuper le jayaega aur opium isse
khuda ke paas pahuncha dega.

Ajit is sitting in his garage thinking about a big maal comming from
Birmingham.
Mac : Baas headache ho raha hai.
Ajit : Head Aaek ho ya Do tumhe jaana he padega.

Now a days cricket match is going on between India and West Indies.
Ajit is a great fan of the team.he is listening to the commentary.
A short scene in his den.

Ajit : Peter score kya hai
Peter : Baas aapne halath kharab hai.
Ajit : Kyoon Kya Hooaa.
Peter : bass Richards chhake mar raha hai.
Ajit : Rabbert usse phone lagaon.
Robert to Richard. : Richard hamara bass tumse baath karna chahta hai.
Ajit : Richard Lawin speaking.
Richard : Who Lawin.
Ajit : tumhara leye itn kaaphe hai.Soono Tum aabhi Kapil ke tesre gend
per Midaan per catch dekar aauut ho jayoge.
Richard : I cannot do this Wi will loose the match.
Ajit : Tumhe aisaa karna hi padega ‘ Tumahari Maa hamaare kabze me hai.

Ajit is a “total” smuggler king. He is involved in smuggling illegal
aliens into england and then exploiting them by blackmail. (No, he
does’nt sponsor them . It is early morning, and Ajit & Co. are bringing
in a new boatload of slaves. One brash young dude comes out from the
hold of the ship (dark and dingy one, I’ll bet) up to the bridge where
Ajit is supervising the operation.

Illegal: “Sahab, abhi to suraj bhi nahin nikla”

Ajit: “Yeh vilayat hai, yahan pe suraj der se nikalta hai”

The hero has just landed in Ajit’s (big) ‘bungla’ to remind him of
what happened 20 years ago. And Ajit goes,

“Aao Vijay, Baito aur hamaare saath ek iscotch piyo. Hum
tumhe kha todi jaayenge. Vaise bhi hum vegetarian hain!!”

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“Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo”

“Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey”

” Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna ”

Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
” Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai ”

” Apne hathiyaar phenk do ”

” police ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai”

” Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna”

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” Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai”

” Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga.”

Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
” Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!”

Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai

judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

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Ab Itni Bhi Sharaab Baqi Nahi Maikhane Mein,
Jitni Hum Chhod Diya Karte The Paimane Mein. – Shaarabi

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