ApnaySms.net » Flirt SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:13:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Jab Se Hui Hai Shadi-Wife SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:52:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2759 Jab Se Hui Hai Shadi-Wife SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Biwi Mili Hai Aisi
Vo Kaam Kya Karegi
Khud Lux Mein Naha Kar
Khushbu Mein Tar Rehegi
Tukde Bache Hue Hain
Unse Naha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Barah Baje Ghadi Mein
Madam Ji So Rahi Hain
Bacho Ki Fauj Aake
Meri Jaan Ko Ro Rahi Hai
Bacho Ke Saath Baitha
Khana Paka Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Soyi Hai Vo Palang Par
Sar Dard Ke Bahane
Kis Ki Majaal Hai Jo
Jaaye Use Uthane
Yaaro Bura Na Mano
Mein Sar Daba Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Duniya Ko Yeh Pata Hai
Begum Ka Hoon Mein Shohar
Is Ghar Ka Mein Tha Malik
Ab Ban Gaya Hoon Naukar
Bistar Laga Raha Hoon
Chadar Bicha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/feed/ 0 Pehli Mulaqat-Shayri SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/pehli-mulaqat-shayri-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/pehli-mulaqat-shayri-sms/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:26:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2758 Pehli Mulaqat-Shayri SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat Ka Hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat Ka Hai,
Hame Aap Yuhi Sharabi Maat Kahiye,
Ye Dil Par Asar Aapse Pahali Mulaqat Ka Hai…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/pehli-mulaqat-shayri-sms/feed/ 0 A True Friend-Friendship SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/a-true-friend-friendship-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-true-friend-friendship-sms/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:02:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2723 A True Friend-Friendship SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/a-true-friend-friendship-sms/feed/ 0 Wo Jo Mere! http://www.apnaysms.net/wo-jo-mere/ http://www.apnaysms.net/wo-jo-mere/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:42:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2532 Wo Jo Mere! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wo Jo Mere Paas Se Zara Muskura Ke Guzar Gaye
To Mere Kai Aziz Doston Ke Chehre Utar Gaye

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/wo-jo-mere/feed/ 0 Fair & Lovely! http://www.apnaysms.net/fair-lovely/ http://www.apnaysms.net/fair-lovely/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:01:21 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2339 Fair & Lovely! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Apney Husn Pe Naaz Na Kar O Pagli,

Hame Pata Hai Tu Roz Lagati Hai Fair & Lovely

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/fair-lovely/feed/ 0 Three Sweet Words! http://www.apnaysms.net/three-sweet-words/ http://www.apnaysms.net/three-sweet-words/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:18:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2337 Three Sweet Words! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant, to have candle light dinner… & to say those three sweet words…

.

.

.

“Pay the bill”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/three-sweet-words/feed/ 0 I Forgot UR Name! http://www.apnaysms.net/i-forgot-ur-name/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-forgot-ur-name/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:15:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2336 I Forgot UR Name! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Aah I Forgot ur name.

Can I call u mine?

And, in case u forgot my name, u can call me your’s!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/i-forgot-ur-name/feed/ 0 Message for girls! http://www.apnaysms.net/message-for-girls/ http://www.apnaysms.net/message-for-girls/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:41:17 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2250 Message for girls! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]>

  • WOMAN has MAN in it.

  • SHE has HE in it.

  • Mrs. has Mr. in it.

  • LADY has LAD in it.

  • MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

  • MADAM has ADAM in it.

  • HOSTESS has HOST in it.

  • FEMALE has MALE in it

    • ..and so on the list is never ending SO NO need to be proud ….Girls

    YOU are always incomplete without Boys.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/message-for-girls/feed/ 0     Distinct Qualities of Girls! http://www.apnaysms.net/distinct-qualities-of-girls/ http://www.apnaysms.net/distinct-qualities-of-girls/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:05:23 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2216 Distinct Qualities of Girls! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     If you treat her nice she says”Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”.

    If you don’t she says “Kitna akadta hai”.

    ************

    If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”.

    If you don’t she says “Tasteless hai yaar”.

    **********

    If you argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”.

    If you sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”.

    **********

    If you act smarter she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

    If she acts smarter she think its her right.

    **********

    If you don’t love her she says “Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai”.

    If you love her she says ” Peechay hi pad gayaa hai”.

    **********

    If you don’t give her a kiss she says “Tum mujh say serious naheen ho”.

    If you give her a kiss she says “Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.

    **********

    If you don’t tell her your problems she says “You are not honest to me”.

    If you do tell to her she says “You are a problem child”.

    **********

    If you scold her she says “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.

    If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because I care”.

    **********

    If you break a promise she says “He does not trust you any more”.

    If she breaks she says “Jaan main majboor thi”

    **********

    If you smoke she says “You are a bad guy”.

    If she smokes she says “I need this, please jaanu try to understand”.

    **********

    If you do good in exams she says “Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks”.

    If she gets good marks she says “Its my brain “.

    **********

    If you hurt her she says “You are cruel & don’t care of my feelings”.

    If she hurts you she replies” You are not understanding”.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/distinct-qualities-of-girls/feed/ 0     Khuda Jab Husn! http://www.apnaysms.net/khuda-jab-husn/ http://www.apnaysms.net/khuda-jab-husn/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:01:46 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2024 Khuda Jab Husn! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Khuda Jab Husn Deta Hai

    Nazaaqat Aa Hi Jaati Hai

    Qadam Gin Gin Ke Rakhte Hain

    Kamar Balkha Hi Jaati Hai

    Khuda Jab Husn! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/khuda-jab-husn/feed/ 0     Ladkon Ke Usul! http://www.apnaysms.net/ladkon-ke-usul/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ladkon-ke-usul/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:31:29 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1706 Ladkon Ke Usul! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Ladkon Ke Usul: Na ishq na pyar na mohabbat yaron,

    Devdas ki tarah jaan mat maro,

    Na koi chandramukhi or na koi paaro,

    Har ek ladki ko bas— line maro.

    Ladkon Ke Usul! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/ladkon-ke-usul/feed/ 0     I am already married http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-already-married/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-already-married/#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:10:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1526 I am already married is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Lovers sitting in a park,
    boy tries to kiss the girl..
    Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
    Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-already-married/feed/ 0     Papa bahut sharif he http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-bahut-sharif-he/ http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-bahut-sharif-he/#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:26:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1503 Papa bahut sharif he is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
    Mom: Wo kaise beta
    Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
    to apni ek aankh
    bandh kar lete he

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-bahut-sharif-he/feed/ 0     Till SMS is Free http://www.apnaysms.net/till-sms-is-free/ http://www.apnaysms.net/till-sms-is-free/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:35:21 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1447 Till SMS is Free is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Girl: NOBODY can stop me, I’ll send u sms till,

    Boy: My death?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Your death?
    Girl: No
    Boy: World exist?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Oxygen available?
    Girl: No

    Girl: Truly speaking till SMS is free:p

    Till SMS is Free is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/till-sms-is-free/feed/ 0     A boy was following a girl http://www.apnaysms.net/a-boy-was-following-a-girl/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-boy-was-following-a-girl/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:22:35 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1425 A boy was following a girl is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A boy was following a girl.
    Girl: “don’t follow me, because my mother is coming behind you”
    Boy: “don’t worry, my father is following her..:p

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/a-boy-was-following-a-girl/feed/ 0     Sur Par Seengh http://www.apnaysms.net/sur-par-seengh/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sur-par-seengh/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:03:05 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1195 Sur Par Seengh is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain???

    Just Check It

    Nahi Hain??

    Nahi

    R u Sure??

    Yes

    Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay

    Sur Par Seengh is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/sur-par-seengh/feed/ 0     One who smokes has a smoky heart, one who drinks h http://www.apnaysms.net/one-who-smokes-has-a-smoky-heart-one-who-drinks-h/ http://www.apnaysms.net/one-who-smokes-has-a-smoky-heart-one-who-drinks-h/#comments Sat, 24 May 2008 01:34:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/one-who-smokes-has-a-smoky-heart-one-who-drinks-h/ One who smokes has a smoky heart, one who drinks h is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     One who smokes has a smoky heart, one who drinks has an alcoholic heart.
    So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/one-who-smokes-has-a-smoky-heart-one-who-drinks-h/feed/ 0     Little keys can open big locks, simple words can http://www.apnaysms.net/little-keys-can-open-big-locks-simple-words-can/ http://www.apnaysms.net/little-keys-can-open-big-locks-simple-words-can/#comments Sat, 24 May 2008 00:48:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/little-keys-can-open-big-locks-simple-words-can/ Little keys can open big locks, simple words can is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Little keys can open big locks,
    simple words can express great thoughts.
    A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/little-keys-can-open-big-locks-simple-words-can/feed/ 0     Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: http://www.apnaysms.net/vacancy-in-my-heart-4-a-true-friendeligibility/ http://www.apnaysms.net/vacancy-in-my-heart-4-a-true-friendeligibility/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 23:17:18 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/vacancy-in-my-heart-4-a-true-friendeligibility/ Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
    Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
    Duty: To Luv,
    Experience: Not required,
    Salary: Never Ending Luv,
    Joining: ASAP,
    R U interested?

    Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/vacancy-in-my-heart-4-a-true-friendeligibility/feed/ 0     If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a le http://www.apnaysms.net/if-care-is-wave-i-give-u-sea-if-respect-is-a-le/ http://www.apnaysms.net/if-care-is-wave-i-give-u-sea-if-respect-is-a-le/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 19:38:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/if-care-is-wave-i-give-u-sea-if-respect-is-a-le/ If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a le is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     If care is wave I give u sea.
    If respect is a leaf I give u tree.
    If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy,
    If friendship is life I give u myself !

    If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a le is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/if-care-is-wave-i-give-u-sea-if-respect-is-a-le/feed/ 0     If love & friendship could be brought or sold as i http://www.apnaysms.net/if-love-friendship-could-be-brought-or-sold-as-i/ http://www.apnaysms.net/if-love-friendship-could-be-brought-or-sold-as-i/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 14:00:37 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/if-love-friendship-could-be-brought-or-sold-as-i/ If love & friendship could be brought or sold as i is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

    If love & friendship could be brought or sold as i is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/if-love-friendship-could-be-brought-or-sold-as-i/feed/ 0     I have had a really bad day and it always makes me http://www.apnaysms.net/i-have-had-a-really-bad-day-and-it-always-makes-me/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-have-had-a-really-bad-day-and-it-always-makes-me/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 11:35:24 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/i-have-had-a-really-bad-day-and-it-always-makes-me/ I have had a really bad day and it always makes me is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.

    So, would you smile for me?

    I have had a really bad day and it always makes me is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/i-have-had-a-really-bad-day-and-it-always-makes-me/feed/ 0     Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all a http://www.apnaysms.net/flowers-need-sunshine-violets-need-dew-all-a/ http://www.apnaysms.net/flowers-need-sunshine-violets-need-dew-all-a/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 08:59:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/flowers-need-sunshine-violets-need-dew-all-a/ Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all a is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Flowers need sunshine,
    violets need dew,
    all angels in heaven know I need U.
    Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for you all never die.

    Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all a is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/flowers-need-sunshine-violets-need-dew-all-a/feed/ 0     Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking http://www.apnaysms.net/dreaming-of-u-makes-my-night-worth-while-thinking/ http://www.apnaysms.net/dreaming-of-u-makes-my-night-worth-while-thinking/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 05:39:18 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/dreaming-of-u-makes-my-night-worth-while-thinking/ Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile.
    Having u is the best thing ever &
    Loving u is what I plan to do forever

    Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/dreaming-of-u-makes-my-night-worth-while-thinking/feed/ 0     U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweete http://www.apnaysms.net/u-luk-sweet-when-u-read-my-message-u-luk-sweete/ http://www.apnaysms.net/u-luk-sweet-when-u-read-my-message-u-luk-sweete/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 02:59:05 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/u-luk-sweet-when-u-read-my-message-u-luk-sweete/ U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweete is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     U luk sweet when u read my message.
    U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
    U luk sweetest when u read my message,
    smile & reply.
    So, try to look sweetest.

    U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweete is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/u-luk-sweet-when-u-read-my-message-u-luk-sweete/feed/ 0     http://www.apnaysms.net/999/ http://www.apnaysms.net/999/#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:32:52 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/999/ is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     window.document.getElementById('post-999').parentNode.className += ' adhesive_post';

    Latest Flirt SMS Jokes/Text Messages

    Flirt sms / text messages collection for flirty peoples loving to send flirty sms messages or love to have text flirt in different laguages such as hindi english or urdu

    is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/999/feed/ 0     Most Intelligent Statement http://www.apnaysms.net/most-intelligent-statement/ http://www.apnaysms.net/most-intelligent-statement/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:35:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/most-intelligent-statement/ Most Intelligent Statement is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Most Intelligent Statement:

    “i m not scared of proposing a GIRL…, but i m scared about,

    what would happen if she agrees…???”

    Most Intelligent Statement is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/most-intelligent-statement/feed/ 0     2 Lovers decided to Suicide http://www.apnaysms.net/2-lovers-decided-to-suicide/ http://www.apnaysms.net/2-lovers-decided-to-suicide/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:28:45 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/2-lovers-decided-to-suicide/ 2 Lovers decided to Suicide is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     2 lovers decided to suicide :
    Boy jumped 1st
    Girl followed him & said

    LOVE IS BLIND

    Boy in the air
    Opens the parashute & says

    LOVE NEVER DIES..!

    2 Lovers decided to Suicide is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/2-lovers-decided-to-suicide/feed/ 0     One girl came late in Class http://www.apnaysms.net/one-girl-came-late-in-class/ http://www.apnaysms.net/one-girl-came-late-in-class/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:19:31 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/one-girl-came-late-in-class/ One girl came late in Class is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     One girl came late in class
    Professor: why r u late?
    Girl: a boy was following me
    Professor: then why r u late?
    Girl:that boy was walking slowly

    One girl came late in Class is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/one-girl-came-late-in-class/feed/ 1     Boys have Good… http://www.apnaysms.net/boys-have-good/ http://www.apnaysms.net/boys-have-good/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:08:47 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/boys-have-good/ Boys have Good… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Why do girls look beautiful?
    is it real or due to make up?

    all false

    girls look beautiful because…

    boys have good IMAGINATION

    Boys have Good… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/boys-have-good/feed/ 0     Teacher teaching Algebra http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-teaching-algebra/ http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-teaching-algebra/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:15:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/teacher-teaching-algebra/ Teacher teaching Algebra is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
    A=B=C
    it means A=C
    Sir asked student to give example for it!
    Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p

    Teacher teaching Algebra is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-teaching-algebra/feed/ 0     Girls Attitide.. http://www.apnaysms.net/girls-attitide/ http://www.apnaysms.net/girls-attitide/#comments Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:38:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/girls-attitide/ Girls Attitide.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Girls attitude
    When boy dont look @ Her
    She say
    KUTTA dekh nahi Sakta Kia
    When boy looks @ her
    She say
    Dekh kaise KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai..:p

    Girls Attitide.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/girls-attitide/feed/ 0     Suit acha Pehna hai http://www.apnaysms.net/suit-acha-pehna-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/suit-acha-pehna-hai/#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:35:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/suit-acha-pehna-hai/ Suit acha Pehna hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Boy: Suit acha Pehna hai
    Girl: Thanks
    Boy: Lipstic achi lagai hai
    Girl: Thanks
    Boy: Makeup bhi acha kia hai
    Girl: Thanks – Bhaiyya (Brother)
    Boy: Phir bhi achi nahi Lag Rahi

    Suit acha Pehna hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/suit-acha-pehna-hai/feed/ 0     Are you Sure..! http://www.apnaysms.net/are-you-sure/ http://www.apnaysms.net/are-you-sure/#comments Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:38:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/are-you-sure/ Are you Sure..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

    Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!!!

    Are you Sure..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/are-you-sure/feed/ 0     Will u love me after marriage? http://www.apnaysms.net/will-u-love-me-after-marriage/ http://www.apnaysms.net/will-u-love-me-after-marriage/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:20:44 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/anniversary-sms/will-u-love-me-after-marriage/ Will u love me after marriage? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
    Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow……!!

    Will u love me after marriage? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/will-u-love-me-after-marriage/feed/ 0     I am not rich like.. http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-not-rich-like/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-not-rich-like/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:29:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/i-am-not-rich-like/ I am not rich like.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Raj:I am not rich like Rohit.I don’t even have a big car like Rohit.But I really love you.
    Girl:I love you too,but tell me more abt Rohit.

    I am not rich like.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-not-rich-like/feed/ 0     Aaj Ka Sawal.. http://www.apnaysms.net/aaj-ka-sawal/ http://www.apnaysms.net/aaj-ka-sawal/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:05:26 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/aaj-ka-sawal/ Aaj Ka Sawal.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Aaj Ka Sawal
    Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Karni Padti Hai?
    Very Simple
    Ladki Khubsurat Ho To Ho Jati Hai
    Aur
    Agar Ameer Ho To Karni padti hai

    Aaj Ka Sawal.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/aaj-ka-sawal/feed/ 0     It’s you http://www.apnaysms.net/its-you/ http://www.apnaysms.net/its-you/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:48:49 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/its-you/ It’s you is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Who’s hot… Its U,

    Who’s
    Charming… Its U,

    Who’s
    Sweetest.. Its U,

    Who’s
    Intelligent… Its U,

    Who’s dear & near friend… Its U

    Who’s a liar.. Its me!

    It’s you is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/its-you/feed/ 0     I like three things.. http://www.apnaysms.net/i-like-three-things/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-like-three-things/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:40:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/i-like-three-things/ I like three things.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     I like 3 things:
    The SUN
    The MOON
    & U (“.)

    Sun for the day TIME
    Moon for the night TIME
    & u for the
    * LIFETIME *

    I like three things.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/i-like-three-things/feed/ 0     One friend like you.. http://www.apnaysms.net/one-friend-like-you/ http://www.apnaysms.net/one-friend-like-you/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:38:56 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/one-friend-like-you/ One friend like you.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     One tree can start a forest,
    One Smile can start Friendship,
    One touch can show luv n care,
    & One friend like u can make Life worthliving.

    One friend like you.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/one-friend-like-you/feed/ 0     Good friend http://www.apnaysms.net/good-friend/ http://www.apnaysms.net/good-friend/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:35:08 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/good-friend/ Good friend is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     I”m happy, u know why?Coz I”m lucky, u know why?

    Coz GOD loves me, u know how?

    He sent a good friend to me, u know who?

    It’s YOU.

    Good friend is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/good-friend/feed/ 0     I Kiss your Wife http://www.apnaysms.net/i-kiss-your-wife/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-kiss-your-wife/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:34:09 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/i-kiss-your-wife/ I Kiss your Wife is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
    Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
    Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

    I Kiss your Wife is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/i-kiss-your-wife/feed/ 0     Kiss is not….. http://www.apnaysms.net/kiss/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kiss/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:24:59 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/kiss/ Kiss is not….. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
    Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
    Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
    But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

    Kiss is not….. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/kiss/feed/ 0     Kiss me…… http://www.apnaysms.net/kiss-me/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kiss-me/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:24:21 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/kiss-me/ Kiss me…… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
    the rose may kiss the butterfly,
    the morning due may kiss the grass
    but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

    Kiss me…… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/kiss-me/feed/ 0     Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikal de……. http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-professor-tumhe-class-se-bahar-nikal-de/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-professor-tumhe-class-se-bahar-nikal-de/#comments Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:16:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/jab-professor-tumhe-class-se-bahar-nikal-de/ Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikal de……. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Fact of classroom-

    Jab professor tumhe
    class se bahar nikal de

    TO SAMAJH LO KI TARAKKI
    KAR RAHE HO

    he might b afraid dat u
    know more dan him…!

    Be +ve

    Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikal de……. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-professor-tumhe-class-se-bahar-nikal-de/feed/ 0     Mental hospital is not so far……….. http://www.apnaysms.net/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/#comments Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:16:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/ Mental hospital is not so far……….. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Twinkle twinkle little star…

    You should know what u r

    And once u know what u r

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Mental hospital is not so far..

    Mental hospital is not so far……….. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/feed/ 0     If lovers are like moon.. http://www.apnaysms.net/if-lovers-are-like-moon/ http://www.apnaysms.net/if-lovers-are-like-moon/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:01:31 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/if-lovers-are-like-moon/ If lovers are like moon.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     if lovers are like moon and
    Brothers are like stars
    than i have noticed that
    the sky looks good without moon but not without stars

    If lovers are like moon.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/if-lovers-are-like-moon/feed/ 1     A smile to put you on high… http://www.apnaysms.net/122/ http://www.apnaysms.net/122/#comments Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:29:43 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/uncategorized/122/ A smile to put you on high… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>
    A smile to put you on high…

    A kiss to set your soul alright…

    Would it be alright if

    I spent tonight being loved by you?

    A smile to put you on high… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/122/feed/ 1