Khuda Jab Husn Deta Hai

Nazaaqat Aa Hi Jaati Hai

Qadam Gin Gin Ke Rakhte Hain

Kamar Balkha Hi Jaati Hai

Ladkon Ke Usul: Na ishq na pyar na mohabbat yaron,

Devdas ki tarah jaan mat maro,

Na koi chandramukhi or na koi paaro,

Har ek ladki ko bas— line maro.

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p