(23 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha
(14 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?”
(18 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai
Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*
(14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Biwi Mili Hai Aisi
Vo Kaam Kya Karegi
Khud Lux Mein Naha Kar
Khushbu Mein Tar Rehegi
Tukde Bache Hue Hain
Unse Naha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Barah Baje Ghadi Mein
Madam Ji So Rahi Hain
Bacho Ki Fauj Aake
Meri Jaan Ko Ro Rahi Hai
Bacho Ke Saath Baitha
Khana Paka Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Soyi Hai Vo Palang Par
Sar Dard Ke Bahane
Kis Ki Majaal Hai Jo
Jaaye Use Uthane
Yaaro Bura Na Mano
Mein Sar Daba Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Duniya Ko Yeh Pata Hai
Begum Ka Hoon Mein Shohar
Is Ghar Ka Mein Tha Malik
Ab Ban Gaya Hoon Naukar
Bistar Laga Raha Hoon
Chadar Bicha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
