ApnaySms.net » Funny SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you http://www.apnaysms.net/can-you-swim-if-no-dog-is-better-than-you/ http://www.apnaysms.net/can-you-swim-if-no-dog-is-better-than-you/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:58:27 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=3561 Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/can-you-swim-if-no-dog-is-better-than-you/feed/ 0 Risk of plane bombs http://www.apnaysms.net/risk-of-plane-bombs/ http://www.apnaysms.net/risk-of-plane-bombs/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:09:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=3272 Risk of plane bombs is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic.

“Hey, don’t worry, it’s just every 10000th flight that crashes.”

“1:10000? So much? Then it surely will be mine!”

“Well, there is an easy way out. Simply take the next plane. It’s much more probable that you go from a crashing to a non-crashing plane than the other way round. So you are already at 1:10000 squared.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/risk-of-plane-bombs/feed/ 3 Worries while flying http://www.apnaysms.net/worries-while-flying/ http://www.apnaysms.net/worries-while-flying/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:08:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=3271 Worries while flying is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left.

However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.

Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.

However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, “Gee, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/worries-while-flying/feed/ 1 Ittefaq-Pathan-Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/ittefaq-pathan-joke/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ittefaq-pathan-joke/#comments Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:48:14 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2784 Ittefaq-Pathan-Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/ittefaq-pathan-joke/feed/ 0 Cool, Funny-SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-funny-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-funny-sms/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:52:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2766 Cool, Funny-SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-funny-sms/feed/ 1 Cool Q&A’s-SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:33:52 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2762 Cool Q&A’s-SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/feed/ 2 Jab Se Hui Hai Shadi-Wife SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:52:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2759 Jab Se Hui Hai Shadi-Wife SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Biwi Mili Hai Aisi
Vo Kaam Kya Karegi
Khud Lux Mein Naha Kar
Khushbu Mein Tar Rehegi
Tukde Bache Hue Hain
Unse Naha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Barah Baje Ghadi Mein
Madam Ji So Rahi Hain
Bacho Ki Fauj Aake
Meri Jaan Ko Ro Rahi Hai
Bacho Ke Saath Baitha
Khana Paka Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Soyi Hai Vo Palang Par
Sar Dard Ke Bahane
Kis Ki Majaal Hai Jo
Jaaye Use Uthane
Yaaro Bura Na Mano
Mein Sar Daba Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Duniya Ko Yeh Pata Hai
Begum Ka Hoon Mein Shohar
Is Ghar Ka Mein Tha Malik
Ab Ban Gaya Hoon Naukar
Bistar Laga Raha Hoon
Chadar Bicha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/feed/ 0 Mujhe SMS Na Karke-Funny SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/mujhe-sms-na-karke-funny-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mujhe-sms-na-karke-funny-sms/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:11:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2757 Mujhe SMS Na Karke-Funny SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mujhe-sms-na-karke-funny-sms/feed/ 0 Before You Criticize-Smile SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/before-you-criticize-smile-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/before-you-criticize-smile-sms/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:26:24 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2738 Before You Criticize-Smile SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, when he’s mad at you, he’ll be far away and barefooted.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/before-you-criticize-smile-sms/feed/ 1 A True Friend-Friendship SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/a-true-friend-friendship-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-true-friend-friendship-sms/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:02:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2723 A True Friend-Friendship SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/a-true-friend-friendship-sms/feed/ 0 Funny Definations-SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-definations-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-definations-sms/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:03:12 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2711 Funny Definations-SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> 1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-definations-sms/feed/ 0 Philips Tubelight! http://www.apnaysms.net/philips-tubelight/ http://www.apnaysms.net/philips-tubelight/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:31:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2467 Philips Tubelight! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Dark were those days, without your sight.

When I was in darkness, you gave me light.

You gave me strength 2 make life bright.

Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/philips-tubelight/feed/ 0 Facts & Fiction! http://www.apnaysms.net/facts-fiction/ http://www.apnaysms.net/facts-fiction/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:00:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2463 Facts & Fiction! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

My Reality Check bounced.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/facts-fiction/feed/ 0 FAQ’s! http://www.apnaysms.net/faqs/ http://www.apnaysms.net/faqs/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:30:26 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2458 FAQ’s! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]>

  • Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
    - Because they don’t have any.

  • Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
    A: About 45 pounds!!

  • Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
    A: We don’t know. Never happens.

  • Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
    A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

  • Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
    A: Outlaws are wanted.

  • Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
    A: A box of quackers.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/faqs/feed/ 0     Words of Wisdom! http://www.apnaysms.net/words-of-wisdom-2/ http://www.apnaysms.net/words-of-wisdom-2/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:28:34 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2457 Words of Wisdom! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>

  • Time is a marvellous healer but is a complete failure as a beautician.

  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s £1.50 per minute

  • Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own

  • I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

  • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

  • The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

  • I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

  • I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

  • Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

  • Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

  • The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

  • Don’t take life too seriously; no-one gets out alive.

  • It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  • Is there another word for synonym?

  • Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagent ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

  • ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/words-of-wisdom-2/feed/ 0     Confidence & Confidential-SMS Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/confidence-confidential/ http://www.apnaysms.net/confidence-confidential/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:24:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2456 Confidence & Confidential-SMS Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential
    Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
    Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/confidence-confidential/feed/ 0       Wooden Leg! http://www.apnaysms.net/wooden-leg/ http://www.apnaysms.net/wooden-leg/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:15:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2455 Wooden Leg! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: “I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?”

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/wooden-leg/feed/ 0       Dogs Shower! http://www.apnaysms.net/dogs-shower/ http://www.apnaysms.net/dogs-shower/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:13:17 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2454 Dogs Shower! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/dogs-shower/feed/ 0       Jinhe Hum Koyal! http://www.apnaysms.net/jinhe-hum-koyal/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jinhe-hum-koyal/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:58:36 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2417 Jinhe Hum Koyal! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Jinhe hun Koyal samjhe the woh Kawwa nikla

      Jinhe hum Dost samjhe the woh Hawwa nikla

      Jo kal tak rokte the hame Sharab peene se

      Unki jeb mein se bhi Pawwa nikla

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/jinhe-hum-koyal/feed/ 0       When Things Go Wrong! http://www.apnaysms.net/when-things-go-wrong/ http://www.apnaysms.net/when-things-go-wrong/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:54:12 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2416 When Things Go Wrong! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Thoughts are many but words are few

      I will always be there for you

      When things go wrong just don’t turn blue

      Give me a call and say…

      …

      …

      …

      “Kahan Hai Be Tu”

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/when-things-go-wrong/feed/ 0       Jaan Se Bhi! http://www.apnaysms.net/jaan-se-bhi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jaan-se-bhi/#comments Sat, 29 Nov 2008 08:08:15 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1869 Jaan Se Bhi! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyaar Karte The,
      Yad Unhe Din Raat Karte The,
      Ab Un Raho Se Guzra Bhi Nahi Jata,
      Jahan Baith Kar Unka Intezar Karte The.

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/jaan-se-bhi/feed/ 0       Suna Hai Mashooq! http://www.apnaysms.net/suna-hai-mashooq/ http://www.apnaysms.net/suna-hai-mashooq/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:05:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1740 Suna Hai Mashooq! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Suna Hai Mashooq Ki Kamar Hai Baal Se Bhi Bareek

      Khuda Jane Vo Nada Kahan Baandhte Honge.

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/suna-hai-mashooq/feed/ 0       KALYOON KE TABASSUM http://www.apnaysms.net/kalyoon-ke-tabassum/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kalyoon-ke-tabassum/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:17:51 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1586 KALYOON KE TABASSUM is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       AB TO KALYOON KE TABASSUM SE BHI DAR JATA HOON FARAZ!!!!
      HANS KE JO BHI MILA ZAKHAM GEHRE DE GAYA!!!!

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/kalyoon-ke-tabassum/feed/ 0       NISHANI BATA KE LE JAYE http://www.apnaysms.net/nishani-bata-ke-le-jaye/ http://www.apnaysms.net/nishani-bata-ke-le-jaye/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:02:30 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1585 NISHANI BATA KE LE JAYE is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       BIKHAR RAHE HAIN MERI ZINDAGI KE TAMAM WARQ!!!
      NA JANE KAB KOI ANDHI UDAA KE LE JAYE
      MEIN KAB TAK AURON KE DUKH SANBHAL KE RAKHON FARAZ!!!!!!
      JIS JIS KE HAIN WO NISHANI BATA KE LE JAYE!!!!!!1

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/nishani-bata-ke-le-jaye/feed/ 0       shiddat-e-gham http://www.apnaysms.net/shiddat-e-gham/ http://www.apnaysms.net/shiddat-e-gham/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:01:54 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1584 shiddat-e-gham is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Shiddat-e-Gham se sharminda nahee meri wafa Faraz!!!
      Dost gehre hain to zakham bhi gehre hounge!!!!

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/shiddat-e-gham/feed/ 0       Full Time Masti … Non stop fun http://www.apnaysms.net/full-time-masti-%e2%80%a6-non-stop-fun/ http://www.apnaysms.net/full-time-masti-%e2%80%a6-non-stop-fun/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:28:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1570 Full Time Masti … Non stop fun is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>

      6 Inch ka hai.
      .
      Size normal he
      .
      .
      Mazboot he
      .
      .
      Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
      .
      .
      2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
      .
      .
      Lena he to bolo?

      Full Time Masti

      Non stop Fun

      Mera…
      .
      LG KG 195

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      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/full-time-masti-%e2%80%a6-non-stop-fun/feed/ 0       Load shedding k fawa’id: http://www.apnaysms.net/load-shedding-k-fawa%e2%80%99id/ http://www.apnaysms.net/load-shedding-k-fawa%e2%80%99id/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:26:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1569 Load shedding k fawa’id: is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>

      Load shedding k fawa’id:

      Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
      Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
      Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.

      Load shedding k fawa’id: is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/load-shedding-k-fawa%e2%80%99id/feed/ 0       computer mein windows lagani hai http://www.apnaysms.net/computer-mein-windows-lagani-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/computer-mein-windows-lagani-hai/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:26:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1568 computer mein windows lagani hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>

      Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
      or keel chahiye computer k lye.

      Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
      Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

      computer mein windows lagani hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/computer-mein-windows-lagani-hai/feed/ 0       mummy ne chini mangi hai http://www.apnaysms.net/mummy-ne-chini-mangi-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mummy-ne-chini-mangi-hai/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:16:24 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1563 mummy ne chini mangi hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>

      Kid:
      Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

      Aunty chini daitay howa,
      “acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

      Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
      to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

      mummy ne chini mangi hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/mummy-ne-chini-mangi-hai/feed/ 0       Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-next-janam-me-kya-banna-pasand-karoge/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-next-janam-me-kya-banna-pasand-karoge/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:19:26 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1551 Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
      Sardar: A Cockroach
      Why?
      Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

      Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-next-janam-me-kya-banna-pasand-karoge/feed/ 0       Ek hathi ne cheti ko chhed diya http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-hathi-ne-cheti-ko-chhed-diya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-hathi-ne-cheti-ko-chhed-diya/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:55:19 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1549 Ek hathi ne cheti ko chhed diya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Ek hathi ne cheti ko chhed diya,
      what does cheti say to hathini… ???
      apne pati ko samjha lo,
      varna Mard hamare ghar Me bhi hain..

      Ek hathi ne cheti ko chhed diya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-hathi-ne-cheti-ko-chhed-diya/feed/ 0       Osama Bin Ladens favourite song http://www.apnaysms.net/osama-bin-ladens-favourite-song/ http://www.apnaysms.net/osama-bin-ladens-favourite-song/#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:21:29 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1530 Osama Bin Ladens favourite song is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Osama Bin Ladens favourite song :
      O Main Nikla
      Plane Leke
      Raste Mein
      New York Mein
      Ek Mod Aaya
      Main
      World Trade Center tood aaya

      Osama Bin Ladens favourite song is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/osama-bin-ladens-favourite-song/feed/ 0       Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ke-ghar-uske-sasural-wale-aaye/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ke-ghar-uske-sasural-wale-aaye/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:48:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1507 Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
      biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.

      Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

      Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ke-ghar-uske-sasural-wale-aaye/feed/ 0       Papa bahut sharif he http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-bahut-sharif-he/ http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-bahut-sharif-he/#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:26:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1503 Papa bahut sharif he is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
      Mom: Wo kaise beta
      Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
      to apni ek aankh
      bandh kar lete he

      Papa bahut sharif he is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-bahut-sharif-he/feed/ 0       Tum khud par hi shak karte ho? http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-khud-par-hi-shak-karte-ho/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-khud-par-hi-shak-karte-ho/#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:21:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1501 Tum khud par hi shak karte ho? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Im lamp
      U r light

      Im coke
      U r sprite

      Im saawan
      U r baadal

      Im normal
      U r

      also NORMAL
      kya yar!
      Tum khud par hi shak karte ho?

      Tum khud par hi shak karte ho? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-khud-par-hi-shak-karte-ho/feed/ 0       Humare pass Imran Hashmi he! http://www.apnaysms.net/humare-pass-imran-hashmi-he/ http://www.apnaysms.net/humare-pass-imran-hashmi-he/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:30:17 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1473 Humare pass Imran Hashmi he! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       BUSH:
      Humare pass
      Britny
      Julie Robert
      Anjelina Joli
      sab hai!
      Tumre pass
      kya hay?

      MANMOHN SINGH:

      Humare pass Imran Hashmi he!
      Bhej do sab ko

      Humare pass Imran Hashmi he! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/humare-pass-imran-hashmi-he/feed/ 1       No Disc Inserted http://www.apnaysms.net/no-disc-inserted/ http://www.apnaysms.net/no-disc-inserted/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:27:59 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1472 No Disc Inserted is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
      Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
      Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
      Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “

      No Disc Inserted is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/no-disc-inserted/feed/ 0       Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-aadmi-ki-6-ungliaaan-thi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-aadmi-ki-6-ungliaaan-thi/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:18:56 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1470 Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
      Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
      Socho!

      Thoda aur….
      ..
      .
      .
      Nahi pata kya

      Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha

      Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/ek-aadmi-ki-6-ungliaaan-thi/feed/ 6       Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife http://www.apnaysms.net/jannat-mein-husband-aur-wife/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jannat-mein-husband-aur-wife/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:16:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1469 Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Wife:
      Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
      Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
      Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

      Husband:
      Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
      Kehte Hain ..:p

      Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/jannat-mein-husband-aur-wife/feed/ 0       Uncle ab Bhaago http://www.apnaysms.net/uncle-ab-bhaago/ http://www.apnaysms.net/uncle-ab-bhaago/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:09:20 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1466 Uncle ab Bhaago is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Old man walking on the street,
      saw a child trying to reach a door bell.
      Old man goes to the door,
      rings the bell & says: Ab kia Karna hay?

      Child: Uncle ab bhagoo!

      Uncle ab Bhaago is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/uncle-ab-bhaago/feed/ 0       Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi? http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-bari-ho-ker-kia-karo-gi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-bari-ho-ker-kia-karo-gi/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:05:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1463 Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Father asked beti:
      “Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

      Beti:

      ”Maa banun gi,
      Study karon gi,
      Shaadi karon gi,
      bus or kia?”

      Father: ”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

      Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-bari-ho-ker-kia-karo-gi/feed/ 0       Santa was sitting in a cricket ground. http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-was-sitting-in-a-cricket-ground/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-was-sitting-in-a-cricket-ground/#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:28:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1455 Santa was sitting in a cricket ground. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
      Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting?
      Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights

      Santa was sitting in a cricket ground. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-was-sitting-in-a-cricket-ground/feed/ 2       Kitne Aadmin they? http://www.apnaysms.net/kitne-aadmin-they/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kitne-aadmin-they/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:49:55 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1451 Kitne Aadmin they? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Gabbar Singh: Are oooo….Kaalia kitnay Aadmi Thay?

      Kaalia: Pata nahi Sardar, mein to Aurtein geen raha tha:p

      Kitne Aadmin they? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/kitne-aadmin-they/feed/ 0       Me School nahi jaaunga http://www.apnaysms.net/me-school-nahi-jaaunga/ http://www.apnaysms.net/me-school-nahi-jaaunga/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:32:14 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1446 Me School nahi jaaunga is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
      Mom: kyu?
      Son: Naukri krunga
      Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
      Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p

      Me School nahi jaaunga is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/me-school-nahi-jaaunga/feed/ 0       A smiling smoker never dies.. http://www.apnaysms.net/a-smiling-smoker-never-dies/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-smiling-smoker-never-dies/#comments Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:37:57 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1438 A smiling smoker never dies.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       A cigarette reduces a mans life by 8 min.
      Smiling increases a man’s life by 10 min..

      Moral: A smiling smoker never dies..

      Gud night sweet dreams.

      A smiling smoker never dies.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/a-smiling-smoker-never-dies/feed/ 0       Boy to GOD http://www.apnaysms.net/boy-to-god/ http://www.apnaysms.net/boy-to-god/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:41:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1428 Boy to GOD is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Boy to God:
      Give me a pocket full of money,
      A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

      God replied:
      your wish is fullfilled………..
      &
      .
      .
      .
      He became a bus conductor

      Boy to GOD is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/boy-to-god/feed/ 0       A boy was following a girl http://www.apnaysms.net/a-boy-was-following-a-girl/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-boy-was-following-a-girl/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:22:35 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1425 A boy was following a girl is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       A boy was following a girl.
      Girl: “don’t follow me, because my mother is coming behind you”
      Boy: “don’t worry, my father is following her..:p

      A boy was following a girl is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/a-boy-was-following-a-girl/feed/ 0       Ye ‘Altaf Bhai’ kon hay http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-altaf-bhai-kon-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-altaf-bhai-kon-hay/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:21:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1426 Ye ‘Altaf Bhai’ kon hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Devils went to Court to Prove
      that they are the Most,
      Cruel & wicked Guys on Earth.

      But they Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
      Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?..:p

      Ye ‘Altaf Bhai’ kon hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-altaf-bhai-kon-hay/feed/ 1       Hrithik roshan to me http://www.apnaysms.net/hrithik-roshan-to-me/ http://www.apnaysms.net/hrithik-roshan-to-me/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:17:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1427 Hrithik roshan to me is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Hrithik Roshan : Aaj mere paas CAR he,
      Bunglow he,
      Paisa he,
      Wife he,
      Shaan-o-shaukat he,
      Tere paas kya he ?

      I replied:

      Mere daddy k sir pe baal hein..:p

      Hrithik roshan to me is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/hrithik-roshan-to-me/feed/ 1       Bachon wada karo http://www.apnaysms.net/bachon-wada-karo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bachon-wada-karo/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:11:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1424 Bachon wada karo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
      Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
      Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
      Bachey: nahi Karenge
      Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
      Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
      Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
      Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

      Bachon wada karo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

      ]]>       http://www.apnaysms.net/bachon-wada-karo/feed/ 0