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A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata

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if lovers are like moon and
Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that
the sky looks good without moon but not without stars

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Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle maar diya Humne,
aab ghanti alag se maaru kya ?

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Boy says to girl
Main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ….
Girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta….
Boy says to lag gaee 20 20 rupay ki bat….
Girl says ok….
Boy kissed girl titely….
Girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai …..
Boy say ye lo 20 rupay…

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