Cool Q&A’s-SMS!

Categories: Cool/Decent SMS Funny SMS Insult SMS Wife SMS

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*

Mujhe SMS Na Karke-Funny SMS!

Categories: Funny SMS Insult SMS Miss you SMS Shayari SMS

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Gadhey Ke Sar Per Seengh-SMS

Categories: Insult SMS Short SMS

Kya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
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no?
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