ApnaySms.net » Insult SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you http://www.apnaysms.net/can-you-swim-if-no-dog-is-better-than-you/ http://www.apnaysms.net/can-you-swim-if-no-dog-is-better-than-you/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:58:27 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=3561 Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/can-you-swim-if-no-dog-is-better-than-you/feed/ 0 Cool Q&A’s-SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:33:52 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2762 Cool Q&A’s-SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/feed/ 2 Mujhe SMS Na Karke-Funny SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/mujhe-sms-na-karke-funny-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mujhe-sms-na-karke-funny-sms/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:11:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2757 Mujhe SMS Na Karke-Funny SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mujhe-sms-na-karke-funny-sms/feed/ 0 Gadhey Ke Sar Per Seengh-SMS http://www.apnaysms.net/gadhey-ke-sar-per-seengh-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/gadhey-ke-sar-per-seengh-sms/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:04:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2694 Gadhey Ke Sar Per Seengh-SMS is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Kya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
No
R U Sure?
Plz check again.
no?
ok no problem: waise Gadhay ke sar per seengh nahi hotay

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/gadhey-ke-sar-per-seengh-sms/feed/ 0 Bandar Ka Bacha-Short SMS http://www.apnaysms.net/bandar-ka-bacha-short-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bandar-ka-bacha-short-sms/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2693 Bandar Ka Bacha-Short SMS is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/bandar-ka-bacha-short-sms/feed/ 0 Rain Makes Things Beautiful! http://www.apnaysms.net/rain-makes-things-beautiful/ http://www.apnaysms.net/rain-makes-things-beautiful/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:06:15 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2452 Rain Makes Things Beautiful! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/rain-makes-things-beautiful/feed/ 0 At Dis Moment! http://www.apnaysms.net/at-dis-moment/ http://www.apnaysms.net/at-dis-moment/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:04:56 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2451 At Dis Moment! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/at-dis-moment/feed/ 0 Rah Rah Kar! http://www.apnaysms.net/rah-rah-kar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/rah-rah-kar/#comments Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:15:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2449 Rah Rah Kar! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Rah Rah Kar Mujhko Ek Hi Khyaal Aata Hai

Wo Kambakht Na Jane Kaun Se Sabun Se Nahata Hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/rah-rah-kar/feed/ 0 Shaam Hote Hii! http://www.apnaysms.net/shaam-hote-hii/ http://www.apnaysms.net/shaam-hote-hii/#comments Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:39:39 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2448 Shaam Hote Hii! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/shaam-hote-hii/feed/ 0 Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane http://www.apnaysms.net/yu-hi-nhi-pagal-khane-bane/ http://www.apnaysms.net/yu-hi-nhi-pagal-khane-bane/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:36:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1411 Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane
Husn Bana To Diwane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Me
Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/yu-hi-nhi-pagal-khane-bane/feed/ 0 Mulk ka kuch bhala karo http://www.apnaysms.net/mulk-ka-kuch-bhala-karo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mulk-ka-kuch-bhala-karo/#comments Thu, 15 May 2008 05:07:36 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/mulk-ka-kuch-bhala-karo/ Mulk ka kuch bhala karo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mulk-ka-kuch-bhala-karo/feed/ 0 Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho http://www.apnaysms.net/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho-2/ http://www.apnaysms.net/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho-2/#comments Thu, 15 May 2008 04:43:23 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho-2/ Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho-2/feed/ 0 Is liye farz tha aap ko batana http://www.apnaysms.net/is-liye-farz-tha-aap-ko-batana/ http://www.apnaysms.net/is-liye-farz-tha-aap-ko-batana/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 22:01:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/is-liye-farz-tha-aap-ko-batana/ Is liye farz tha aap ko batana is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/is-liye-farz-tha-aap-ko-batana/feed/ 0 Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se http://www.apnaysms.net/ho-sake-to-laut-aa-kisi-bahane-se/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ho-sake-to-laut-aa-kisi-bahane-se/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 15:03:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/ho-sake-to-laut-aa-kisi-bahane-se/ Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/ho-sake-to-laut-aa-kisi-bahane-se/feed/ 0 Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! http://www.apnaysms.net/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi-2/ http://www.apnaysms.net/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi-2/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 14:30:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi-2/ Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi-2/feed/ 0 Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo http://www.apnaysms.net/plz-sirf-1-bar-kehdo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/plz-sirf-1-bar-kehdo/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 14:25:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/plz-sirf-1-bar-kehdo/ Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/plz-sirf-1-bar-kehdo/feed/ 0 U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world http://www.apnaysms.net/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world/ http://www.apnaysms.net/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 08:43:18 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world/ U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world/feed/ 0 God has given many qualities to you http://www.apnaysms.net/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you/ http://www.apnaysms.net/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 07:11:18 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you/ God has given many qualities to you is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you/feed/ 0 100% Faltu http://www.apnaysms.net/100-faltu/ http://www.apnaysms.net/100-faltu/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:41:22 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/100-faltu/ 100% Faltu is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/100-faltu/feed/ 3 http://www.apnaysms.net/1009/ http://www.apnaysms.net/1009/#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:43:44 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/1009/ is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> window.document.getElementById('post-1009').parentNode.className += ' adhesive_post';

Latest Insult SMS Jokes

Insult SMS Collection, Latest/new Insult SMS, urdu Insult SMS, english Insult SMS, Insult SMS messages, Insult SMS collection, funny Insult SMS, Insult SMS, Insult SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS Jokes

is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/1009/feed/ 0 This is my leg http://www.apnaysms.net/this-is-my-leg/ http://www.apnaysms.net/this-is-my-leg/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:46:47 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/this-is-my-leg/ This is my leg is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/this-is-my-leg/feed/ 0 Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/ http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:13:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/ Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?

Papa – nahi. Par kyu?

Son – to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/feed/ 0 Aapki aik baat http://www.apnaysms.net/aapki-aik-baat/ http://www.apnaysms.net/aapki-aik-baat/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:51:25 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/aapki-aik-baat/ Aapki aik baat is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/aapki-aik-baat/feed/ 0 Throw your Mobile http://www.apnaysms.net/throw-your-mobile/ http://www.apnaysms.net/throw-your-mobile/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:46:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/throw-your-mobile/ Throw your Mobile is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/throw-your-mobile/feed/ 0 Promise Me http://www.apnaysms.net/promise-me/ http://www.apnaysms.net/promise-me/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:13:55 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/promise-me/ Promise Me is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Promise me
we r true friends
i m
the HEART
u r
the BEST
i m
the WATER
u r
the FISH
i m
the MOON
u r
the STAR
i m
the TREE
&
u r
MONKEY..

Promise Me is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/promise-me/feed/ 0 Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hay http://www.apnaysms.net/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:19:58 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/ Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/feed/ 0 When Lion Rorars 3 Times http://www.apnaysms.net/when-lion-rorars-3-times/ http://www.apnaysms.net/when-lion-rorars-3-times/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:21:55 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/when-lion-rorars-3-times/ When Lion Rorars 3 Times is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
*
*
*
Batao kia hota hay ?
*
*
*
Nahin malum?
*
*
*
*

Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/when-lion-rorars-3-times/feed/ 1 Gadha mar Jaayega http://www.apnaysms.net/gadha-mar-jaayega/ http://www.apnaysms.net/gadha-mar-jaayega/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:20:13 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/gadha-mar-jaayega/ Gadha mar Jaayega is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

.

.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA Mar jayega

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/gadha-mar-jaayega/feed/ 0 Mistake aap ki hi Hogi http://www.apnaysms.net/mistake-aap-ki-hi-hogi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mistake-aap-ki-hi-hogi/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:18:37 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/mistake-aap-ki-hi-hogi/ Mistake aap ki hi Hogi is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mistake-aap-ki-hi-hogi/feed/ 0 Itna Daravna Khwab http://www.apnaysms.net/itna-daravna-khwab/ http://www.apnaysms.net/itna-daravna-khwab/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:30:30 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/itna-daravna-khwab/ Itna Daravna Khwab is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Daravna khwab?
Baap re Baap

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/itna-daravna-khwab/feed/ 0 You are Bandar http://www.apnaysms.net/you-are-bandar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/you-are-bandar/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:09:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/you-are-bandar/ You are Bandar is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> You are Bandar
It means:

B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo…:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/you-are-bandar/feed/ 0 Cheese is Cheese http://www.apnaysms.net/cheese-is-cheese/ http://www.apnaysms.net/cheese-is-cheese/#comments Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:30:37 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/cheese-is-cheese/ Cheese is Cheese is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/cheese-is-cheese/feed/ 0 Soja Shaitaan http://www.apnaysms.net/soja-shaitaan/ http://www.apnaysms.net/soja-shaitaan/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:27:51 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/good-night-sms/soja-shaitaan/ Soja Shaitaan is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/soja-shaitaan/feed/ 0 You have to Buy two Tickets http://www.apnaysms.net/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/ http://www.apnaysms.net/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:23:34 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/ You have to Buy two Tickets is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/feed/ 1 Person can live without BRAIN http://www.apnaysms.net/person-can-live-without-brain/ http://www.apnaysms.net/person-can-live-without-brain/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:21:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/person-can-live-without-brain/ Person can live without BRAIN is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age…..!!

Person can live without BRAIN is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/person-can-live-without-brain/feed/ 0 Brains aren’t everything http://www.apnaysms.net/brains-arent-everything/ http://www.apnaysms.net/brains-arent-everything/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:20:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/brains-arent-everything/ Brains aren’t everything is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing

Brains aren’t everything is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/brains-arent-everything/feed/ 1 A Rose is always a Rose http://www.apnaysms.net/a-rose-is-always-a-rose/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-rose-is-always-a-rose/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:16:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/a-rose-is-always-a-rose/ A Rose is always a Rose is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground…..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital…

A Rose is always a Rose is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/a-rose-is-always-a-rose/feed/ 0 I’m a MONKEY http://www.apnaysms.net/im-a-monkey/ http://www.apnaysms.net/im-a-monkey/#comments Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:45:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/im-a-monkey/ I’m a MONKEY is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.

Shshhh. .Zor se math bol,yahaan tak sunai de raha hai..

I’m a MONKEY is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/im-a-monkey/feed/ 0 Girls Attitide.. http://www.apnaysms.net/girls-attitide/ http://www.apnaysms.net/girls-attitide/#comments Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:38:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/girls-attitide/ Girls Attitide.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Girls attitude
When boy dont look @ Her
She say
KUTTA dekh nahi Sakta Kia
When boy looks @ her
She say
Dekh kaise KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai..:p

Girls Attitide.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/girls-attitide/feed/ 0 I ‘m a Very Responsible Person http://www.apnaysms.net/486/ http://www.apnaysms.net/486/#comments Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:28:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/486/ I ‘m a Very Responsible Person is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I ‘m a Very Responsible Person

(‘;’)

Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I’m Responsible for it…

I ‘m a Very Responsible Person is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/486/feed/ 0 Sorry to Disturbing You..! http://www.apnaysms.net/sorry-to-disturbing-you/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sorry-to-disturbing-you/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:21:56 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/sorry-to-disturbing-you/ Sorry to Disturbing You..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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THANK GOD,
ALL BUTTONS WORKING,
SORRY 2 DISTURBING “U”

Sorry to Disturbing You..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sorry-to-disturbing-you/feed/ 0 Bauhat Saal Pehlay…. http://www.apnaysms.net/bauhat-saal-pehlay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bauhat-saal-pehlay/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:15:30 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/bauhat-saal-pehlay/ Bauhat Saal Pehlay…. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the &
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Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya ja raha hai

Bauhat Saal Pehlay…. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/bauhat-saal-pehlay/feed/ 0 Jis din koi SMS nahi……… http://www.apnaysms.net/jis-din-koi-sms-nahi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jis-din-koi-sms-nahi/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:00:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/jis-din-koi-sms-nahi/ Jis din koi SMS nahi……… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teri soorat pe ye dil haaru

Teri zaroorat pe ye Jaan vaaru

Jis din tera Koi SMS nahi aata
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Dil yeh chahe
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Tere kaan pe 2 maru

Jis din koi SMS nahi……… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jis-din-koi-sms-nahi/feed/ 0 Afwa kon pehla raha hay? http://www.apnaysms.net/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:56:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/ Afwa kon pehla raha hay? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
kaun faila raha hai

Afwa kon pehla raha hay? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/feed/ 1 Mental hospital is not so far……….. http://www.apnaysms.net/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/#comments Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:16:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/ Mental hospital is not so far……….. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Twinkle twinkle little star…

You should know what u r

And once u know what u r

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Mental hospital is not so far..

Mental hospital is not so far……….. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/feed/ 0 It’s the things that satisfies your mind http://www.apnaysms.net/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/ http://www.apnaysms.net/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:46:11 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/ It’s the things that satisfies your mind is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

It’s the things that satisfies your mind is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/feed/ 0 Hamari yadoon ki khushboo … http://www.apnaysms.net/hamari-yadoon-ki-khushboo-%e2%80%a6/ http://www.apnaysms.net/hamari-yadoon-ki-khushboo-%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:16:29 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/hamari-yadoon-ki-khushboo-%e2%80%a6/ Hamari yadoon ki khushboo … is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Hamari yadoon ki khushboo … is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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