(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called “Saints”, But now they are called.. “IT professionals”
2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt : “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”
3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And the other loves too many,
4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
5) Philosophy of life:
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...75 year old lady ne newspaper mein add diya,
Zarorat-e-rishta?
Saat din k baad ek letter aaya?
Amma is umer mein rishtey nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain.!!
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher to Pathan: Qatil kise kehtey hain ?
Pathan: Pata nahi,
Teacher: agar tum apne baap ko
qatal ker do tou tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: YATEEM
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walked into a room which contained a mirror inside. If you talked to the mirror and told a lie, it would suck you up. If you told the truth, it would give you a wish.
The brunette went first. She said, “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world.” And the mirror sucked her up.
Then the redhead went. She said, “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world.” And the mirror sucked her up.
So then the blonde went. She said, “I think-” And the mirror sucked her up.