Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,

do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,

my Mom is a good cook.

Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential

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