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Loading ...A blonde walked into a library and said, “Can I have a burger and fries?”
The librarian said, “Sorry, this is a library.”
So the blonde whispered, “Can I have a burger and fries?”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas so she stops at the gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.
She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blonde inside of the car is saying, “A little more to the left … a little more to the right!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
Q. How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Who knows it has never been done.
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?
A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.
Q. Why did the blonde bury her walkman?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped to shreds.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t have to. They’re born that way.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.’
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A boy told his friend,
“yar aik ladki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
