ApnaySms.net » Misleading SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Jo Jeete Wo Sikandar http://www.apnaysms.net/jo-jeete-wo-sikandar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jo-jeete-wo-sikandar/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:36:47 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1448 Jo Jeete Wo Sikandar is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Jo Jeete Wo Sikandar
Jo Haare Wo Jail Ke Andar
Jo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki Jhappi
Jo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jo-jeete-wo-sikandar/feed/ 0 Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane http://www.apnaysms.net/yu-hi-nhi-pagal-khane-bane/ http://www.apnaysms.net/yu-hi-nhi-pagal-khane-bane/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:36:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1411 Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane
Husn Bana To Diwane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Me
Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/yu-hi-nhi-pagal-khane-bane/feed/ 0 Small things in life hurts a lot http://www.apnaysms.net/small-things-in-life-hurts-a-lot/ http://www.apnaysms.net/small-things-in-life-hurts-a-lot/#comments Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:34:58 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/small-things-in-life-hurts-a-lot/1383/ Small things in life hurts a lot is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Some times small things in life hurts a lot….

If u don’t agree with me… . . . . . . . . . . . .

TRY TO SIT ON A PIN….:-)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/small-things-in-life-hurts-a-lot/feed/ 0 Cell Phone Causes Radiation http://www.apnaysms.net/cell-phone-causes-radiation/ http://www.apnaysms.net/cell-phone-causes-radiation/#comments Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:21:13 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cell-phone-causes-radiation/1382/ Cell Phone Causes Radiation is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> WARNING:

Cell Phone
Causes Radiation
& It Results In
Brain Damage !

But You are Safe.

It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!
How Lucky you are , No Brain No Pain:-

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/cell-phone-causes-radiation/feed/ 0 What is a Mobile? http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-a-mobile/ http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-a-mobile/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:42:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1378 What is a Mobile? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> What is a Mobile?

?

?

?

?

?

R U looking for answer ?

?

?

?

?
Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-a-mobile/feed/ 0 U are Complete CARTOON http://www.apnaysms.net/u-are-complete-cartoon/ http://www.apnaysms.net/u-are-complete-cartoon/#comments Sat, 31 May 2008 18:30:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1331 U are Complete CARTOON is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/u-are-complete-cartoon/feed/ 0 100% Faltu http://www.apnaysms.net/100-faltu/ http://www.apnaysms.net/100-faltu/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:41:22 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/100-faltu/ 100% Faltu is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/100-faltu/feed/ 3 http://www.apnaysms.net/1015/ http://www.apnaysms.net/1015/#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:55:01 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/misleading-sms/1015/ is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/1015/feed/ 0 This is my leg http://www.apnaysms.net/this-is-my-leg/ http://www.apnaysms.net/this-is-my-leg/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:46:47 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/this-is-my-leg/ This is my leg is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/this-is-my-leg/feed/ 0 Aapki aik baat http://www.apnaysms.net/aapki-aik-baat/ http://www.apnaysms.net/aapki-aik-baat/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:51:25 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/aapki-aik-baat/ Aapki aik baat is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/aapki-aik-baat/feed/ 0 Vo kaat nahi raha http://www.apnaysms.net/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/ http://www.apnaysms.net/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:21:49 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/ Vo kaat nahi raha is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nahi raha,

vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/feed/ 0 Promise Me http://www.apnaysms.net/promise-me/ http://www.apnaysms.net/promise-me/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:13:55 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/promise-me/ Promise Me is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Promise me
we r true friends
i m
the HEART
u r
the BEST
i m
the WATER
u r
the FISH
i m
the MOON
u r
the STAR
i m
the TREE
&
u r
MONKEY..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/promise-me/feed/ 0 Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hay http://www.apnaysms.net/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:19:58 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/ Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hay/feed/ 0 When Lion Rorars 3 Times http://www.apnaysms.net/when-lion-rorars-3-times/ http://www.apnaysms.net/when-lion-rorars-3-times/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:21:55 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/when-lion-rorars-3-times/ When Lion Rorars 3 Times is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
*
*
*
Batao kia hota hay ?
*
*
*
Nahin malum?
*
*
*
*

Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/when-lion-rorars-3-times/feed/ 1 Zindagi aik Ajeeb Paheli Hai http://www.apnaysms.net/zindagi-aik-ajeeb-paheli-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/zindagi-aik-ajeeb-paheli-hai/#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:34:14 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/zindagi-aik-ajeeb-paheli-hai/ Zindagi aik Ajeeb Paheli Hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Zindagi aik Ajeeb Paheli Hai.
?
?
?
?
Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/zindagi-aik-ajeeb-paheli-hai/feed/ 0 Acha bhala Dost tha..! http://www.apnaysms.net/acha-bhala-dost-tha/ http://www.apnaysms.net/acha-bhala-dost-tha/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:24:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/ascii-sms/acha-bhala-dost-tha/ Acha bhala Dost tha..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Achcha bhala

(‘.’) Dost tha,
‘<)|(>‘
_/”\_

Maine

<')|('> Gardan
_/’”\_ Uda di

SMS nahi krta tha

Tu to samajhdar hai…!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/acha-bhala-dost-tha/feed/ 0 Stop IMAGINING http://www.apnaysms.net/stop-imagining/ http://www.apnaysms.net/stop-imagining/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:30:56 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/stop-imagining/ Stop IMAGINING is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Imagine

urself in a boat

which is sinking

sharks all around u

what can u do 2 save urself?

very simple

stop IMAGINING

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/stop-imagining/feed/ 0 Fill blank with YES/NO http://www.apnaysms.net/fill-blank-with-yesno/ http://www.apnaysms.net/fill-blank-with-yesno/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:28:44 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/fill-blank-with-yesno/ Fill blank with YES/NO is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Fill blank wth YES/NO

1)…,Im not mentally fit!
2)…,I have no brain!
3)…,I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/fill-blank-with-yesno/feed/ 0 Afwa kon pehla raha hay? http://www.apnaysms.net/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:56:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/ Afwa kon pehla raha hay? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
kaun faila raha hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/afwa-kon-pehla-raha-hay/feed/ 1 When you get this SMS http://www.apnaysms.net/when-you-get-this-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/when-you-get-this-sms/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:20:31 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/love-quotes/when-you-get-this-sms/ When you get this SMS is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/when-you-get-this-sms/feed/ 0 If lovers are like moon.. http://www.apnaysms.net/if-lovers-are-like-moon/ http://www.apnaysms.net/if-lovers-are-like-moon/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:01:31 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/if-lovers-are-like-moon/ If lovers are like moon.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> if lovers are like moon and
Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that
the sky looks good without moon but not without stars

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