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		<title>Humare pass Imran Hashmi he!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BUSH:
Humare pass
Britny
Julie Robert
Anjelina Joli
sab hai!
Tumre pass
kya hay?
MANMOHN SINGH:
Humare pass Imran Hashmi he!
Bhej do sab ko 
Humare pass Imran Hashmi he! is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BUSH:<br />
Humare pass<br />
Britny<br />
Julie Robert<br />
Anjelina Joli<br />
sab hai!<br />
Tumre pass<br />
kya hay?</p>
<p>MANMOHN SINGH:</p>
<p>Humare pass Imran Hashmi he!<br />
Bhej do sab ko </p>
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		<title>Ye &#8216;Altaf Bhai&#8217; kon hay</title>
		<link>http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-altaf-bhai-kon-hay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devils went to Court to Prove
that they are the Most,
Cruel &#038; wicked Guys on Earth. 
But they Failed, He Came Out Angrily &#038; Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?..:p
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Devils went to Court to Prove<br />
that they are the Most,<br />
Cruel &#038; wicked Guys on Earth. </p>
<p>But they Failed, He Came Out Angrily &#038; Asked,<br />
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?..:p</p>
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		<link>http://www.apnaysms.net/1020/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>
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New Politics SMS Jokes, Funny Politics SMS, Politics SMS submitted by user, Ultimate Politics SMS Collection, Politics SMS Messages, Politics SMS Collection, Politics Text Messages, Politics Messages, Hindi Politics SMS, Urdu Politics SMS
 is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<script type="text/javascript">window.document.getElementById('post-1020').parentNode.className += ' adhesive_post';</script><h2 align="center"><strong><font><strong><font color="#808000">Latest Politics SMS Jokes</font></strong></font></strong></h2>
<p>New Politics SMS Jokes, Funny Politics SMS, Politics SMS submitted by user, Ultimate Politics SMS Collection, Politics SMS Messages, Politics SMS Collection, Politics Text Messages, Politics Messages, Hindi Politics SMS, Urdu Politics SMS</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/1020/"></a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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		<title>Aapse mile ko Tarasatay hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tare asman me chamkte hai
Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai
Hum bhi kitne nadan hai
Aap dil me rehte hai
or hum apse milne ko tarste hai
Aapse mile ko Tarasatay hain is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tare asman me chamkte hai<br />
Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai<br />
Hum bhi kitne nadan hai<br />
Aap dil me rehte hai<br />
or hum apse milne ko tarste hai</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/aapse-mile-ko-tarasatay-hain/">Aapse mile ko Tarasatay hain</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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		<title>In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In politics,<br />
your enemies can’t hurt you,<br />
but your friends will kill you.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/in-politics-ur-enemies-cannot-hurt-u/">In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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		<title>Pareshan nahi ho</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.
Pareshan nahi ho is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kid<br />
Pid<br />
Did<br />
Sid<br />
Fid<br />
Wid<br />
Lid<br />
Gid<br />
Hid<br />
Jid<br />
Sid<br />
Mid<br />
Pid<br />
Vid<br />
Lid<br />
Qid<br />
Pareshan nahi ho,<br />
ye chaudhry shujat<br />
press conference ker raha tha.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/pareshan-nahi-ho/">Pareshan nahi ho</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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		<title>I don?t make jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.apnaysms.net/i-dont-make-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 13:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
I don?t make jokes is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don’t make jokes.<br />
I just watch the<br />
government<br />
and<br />
report the facts.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/i-dont-make-jokes/">I don?t make jokes</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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		<title>Honesty in politics is much like oxygen</title>
		<link>http://www.apnaysms.net/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.apnaysms.net/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.<br />
The higher up you go,<br />
the scarcer it becomes.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen/">Honesty in politics is much like oxygen</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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		<title>Mushraf ki niyat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mushraf ki niyat
&#8220;Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf&#8221;
Mushraf ki niyat is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mushraf ki niyat<br />
&#8220;Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.<br />
6 rocket fire farz.<br />
Wasty bUSH uncle k.<br />
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Good citizens who do not vote.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
Good citizens who do not vote. is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bad officials<br />
are elected<br />
by<br />
good citizens<br />
who do not vote.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/good-citizens-who-do-not-vote/">Good citizens who do not vote.</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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		<title>Promising young man should go into politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aamir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A promising young man<br />
should go into politics so that he can<br />
go on promising for the rest of his life.</p>
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		<title>Pakistani Courser..!</title>
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		<comments>http://www.apnaysms.net/pakistani-courser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sms Lover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pakistani Courser:
MBBS:Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies
CAT:Career In Alqaeda &#038; Taliban
IIT:Islamic Institute of Terrorism
Pakistani Courser..! is a post from: ApnaySms.net
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pakistani Courser:</p>
<p>MBBS:Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies<br />
CAT:Career In Alqaeda &#038; Taliban<br />
IIT:Islamic Institute of Terrorism</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apnaysms.net/pakistani-courser/">Pakistani Courser..!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.apnaysms.net">ApnaySms.net</a></p>
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