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Santa Banta SMS
Santa & Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa was crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why are you crying?”
Santa replied: “I came here for blood test”
Banta:” So? Are you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked Banta: “Why are you crying?” Banta replied: “I have come for my urine test.”
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Misc SMS Jokes Santa Banta SMS
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident” Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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Santa Banta SMS
Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE
