ApnaySms.net » Santa Banta SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Urine Test-Santa-Banta! http://www.apnaysms.net/urine-test-santa-banta/ http://www.apnaysms.net/urine-test-santa-banta/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:50:12 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2770 Urine Test-Santa-Banta! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa & Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa was crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why are you crying?”
Santa replied: “I came here for blood test”
Banta:” So? Are you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked Banta: “Why are you crying?” Banta replied: “I have come for my urine test.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/urine-test-santa-banta/feed/ 0 Santa Jumps-Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-jumps-joke/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-jumps-joke/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:39:58 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2769 Santa Jumps-Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident” Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-jumps-joke/feed/ 0 Santa Went To See A Girl! http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-to-see-a-girl/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-to-see-a-girl/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:09:52 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2707 Santa Went To See A Girl! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-to-see-a-girl/feed/ 0 Santa Banta & Truck! http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-banta-truck/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-banta-truck/#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:10:12 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2663 Santa Banta & Truck! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kanpte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-banta-truck/feed/ 0 Santa & Frog! http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-frog/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-frog/#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:07:29 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2662 Santa & Frog! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-frog/feed/ 0 Biwi Ka Purse! http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ka-purse/ http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ka-purse/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:19:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2476 Biwi Ka Purse! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa: Kal koi meri Biwi ka purse se Rs.2000 le gya.

Banta: Jhoot bolti hay, 1500 they maine khud ginay thy.

Santa: Paise ka masla nhi hai bas tu admi ka pata kar yar.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ka-purse/feed/ 0 I Love You! http://www.apnaysms.net/i-love-you-3/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-love-you-3/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:07:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2394 I Love You! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/i-love-you-3/feed/ 0 Teacher To Santa! http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-to-santa/ http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-to-santa/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:26:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2220 Teacher To Santa! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher to santa :- aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to Aadmi
Ne hai par phir bhi wo waha ja nahi sakta ?
Santa : “ ladies toilet”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-to-santa/feed/ 0 ATM Machine! http://www.apnaysms.net/atm-machine/ http://www.apnaysms.net/atm-machine/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:23:18 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2191 ATM Machine! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa Laughing behind Banta at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Banta: What is it?
Santa: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Banta: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/atm-machine/feed/ 0 Marriage! http://www.apnaysms.net/marriage-2/ http://www.apnaysms.net/marriage-2/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:24:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2177 Marriage! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/marriage-2/feed/ 0 Main Upar Aaya! http://www.apnaysms.net/main-upar-aaya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/main-upar-aaya/#comments Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:39:08 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1824 Main Upar Aaya! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa aur Banta ek hi building mein rehte the,

Santa 10th floor par aur Banta ground floor par,

Dono mein badi dushmani thi,

Ek din Santa Ne Banta se kaha “tu bhi sardar main bhi sardar,

ab apas mein kya ladna, Le aaj mere ghar teri daawat hai”

Banta jaise hi daawat ke liye lift se aane laga, Santa ne lift band kar di,

Banta seedhi chadh kar jab 10th floor par pahuncha to Santa ne darwaza band kar diya aur us par likh diya” Kaisa Bewakoof Banaya”

Banta Ne Bhi Darwaze Par Likh Diya” Main Upar Aaya Hi Nahi Tha”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/main-upar-aaya/feed/ 0 Becoming Rich! http://www.apnaysms.net/becoming-rich/ http://www.apnaysms.net/becoming-rich/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:10:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1701 Becoming Rich! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa: We’ll soon become rich.

Banta: How?

Santa: Tomorrow my Mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/becoming-rich/feed/ 0 I’m Not a Mangoman http://www.apnaysms.net/im-not-a-mangoman/ http://www.apnaysms.net/im-not-a-mangoman/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:46:52 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1506 I’m Not a Mangoman is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher: Translate in English,
“Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”
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After Thinking a Lot
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Santa: I’m Not a Mangoman!!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/im-not-a-mangoman/feed/ 0 Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi. http://www.apnaysms.net/two-sardar-ke-beech-fight-ho-rahi-thi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/two-sardar-ke-beech-fight-ho-rahi-thi/#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:32:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1457 Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi..

1st Sardar: Me teri **** maar doonga!!

2nd Sardar: Oye.. Serious fight me Romantic baat mat kar…:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/two-sardar-ke-beech-fight-ho-rahi-thi/feed/ 0 Santa was sitting in a cricket ground. http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-was-sitting-in-a-cricket-ground/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-was-sitting-in-a-cricket-ground/#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:28:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1455 Santa was sitting in a cricket ground. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting?
Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-was-sitting-in-a-cricket-ground/feed/ 2 Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya http://www.apnaysms.net/yaar-tu-itna-bada-ho-gaya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/yaar-tu-itna-bada-ho-gaya/#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:21:43 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1452 Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa: Yaar tu itna bada
ho gaya aur abhi tak
dadhi-mooch nahi aayi?

Banta: Yaar main apni
Maa par gaya hoon

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/yaar-tu-itna-bada-ho-gaya/feed/ 0 Santa join NASA http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-join-nasa/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-join-nasa/#comments Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:35:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1437 Santa join NASA is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa joined NASA.
After one month Americans had to change the name from

NASA to SATYA NASA ..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-join-nasa/feed/ 0 Meri beti Jawaan ho gaye hay http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-beti-jawaan-ho-gaye-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-beti-jawaan-ho-gaye-hay/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:26:20 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1429 Meri beti Jawaan ho gaye hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa: Ek problem hai yaar, meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai… Kya karu??

Banta: Jawaan ho gai hai…
after thinking..
to Border per Bhej De..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-beti-jawaan-ho-gaye-hay/feed/ 0 Shirt Chooti Hogaye http://www.apnaysms.net/shirt-chooti-hogaye/ http://www.apnaysms.net/shirt-chooti-hogaye/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:24:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1373 Shirt Chooti Hogaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi
Ab kya karoon?
BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahal

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/shirt-chooti-hogaye/feed/ 0 Apka beta cigeratte pita hai http://www.apnaysms.net/apka-beta-cigeratte-pita-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/apka-beta-cigeratte-pita-hai/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:03:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1367 Apka beta cigeratte pita hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/apka-beta-cigeratte-pita-hai/feed/ 0 Express kitne baje ka he http://www.apnaysms.net/express-kitne-baje-ka-he/ http://www.apnaysms.net/express-kitne-baje-ka-he/#comments Sat, 31 May 2008 18:32:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1332 Express kitne baje ka he is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa: Express kitne baje ka he?
TC:1baje
Santa:Local?
TC:9baje
Santa:malgadi?
TC:12baje
TC:kaha jana hai?
Santa:Patri cross karni he

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/express-kitne-baje-ka-he/feed/ 0 Santa went for a Art Exhibition http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-for-a-art-exhibition/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-for-a-art-exhibition/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:28:36 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-banta-sms/santa-went-for-a-art-exhibition/ Santa went for a Art Exhibition is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa went for a Art Exhibition.
He shouted at art
..”Oh My GOD what a worst picture”.

Exhibitor:
Excuse me , It’s a mirror

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-for-a-art-exhibition/feed/ 0 I Had To Come 5 Miles http://www.apnaysms.net/i-had-to-come-5-miles/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-had-to-come-5-miles/#comments Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:38:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-banta-sms/i-had-to-come-5-miles/ I Had To Come 5 Miles is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/i-had-to-come-5-miles/feed/ 0 Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-mujhe-10-logo-ne-peeta/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-mujhe-10-logo-ne-peeta/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:49:08 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/kal-mujhe-10-logo-ne-peeta/ Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-mujhe-10-logo-ne-peeta/feed/ 0 Auraton ko dekhne ka Time http://www.apnaysms.net/auraton-ko-dekhne-ka-time/ http://www.apnaysms.net/auraton-ko-dekhne-ka-time/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:40:30 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/auraton-ko-dekhne-ka-time/ Auraton ko dekhne ka Time is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/auraton-ko-dekhne-ka-time/feed/ 0 Meri Beti Jawaan Hogaye hay http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-beti-jawaan-hogaye-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-beti-jawaan-hogaye-hay/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:25:47 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/meri-beti-jawaan-hogaye-hay/ Meri Beti Jawaan Hogaye hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa: Ek problem hai
yaar, meri beti Jawaan
ho gai hai… Kya karu??
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Banta: Jawaan ho gai
hai…..to Border pe bhej do

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-beti-jawaan-hogaye-hay/feed/ 0 Banta selling Parachute http://www.apnaysms.net/banta-selling-parachute/ http://www.apnaysms.net/banta-selling-parachute/#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:20:49 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/banta-selling-parachute/ Banta selling Parachute is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Banta selling Parachute: Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paisey wapas

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/banta-selling-parachute/feed/ 0 Santa ws sitting & thinking hard http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ws-sitting-thinking-hard/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ws-sitting-thinking-hard/#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:15:08 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/santa-ws-sitting-thinking-hard/ Santa ws sitting & thinking hard is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa ws sitting & thinking hard,
prito-kya soch rahe ho?
Santa- ye TV walo ko kese pata chal jata hai?
Prito- kya?
Santa- “aap dekh rahe hai STAR PLUS“

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ws-sitting-thinking-hard/feed/ 0 Santa ko Cycle ka Pedal mila http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ko-cycle-ka-pedal-mila/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ko-cycle-ka-pedal-mila/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:35:31 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/santa-ko-cycle-ka-pedal-mila/ Santa ko Cycle ka Pedal mila is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Aik bar Santa ko Raste me, cycle ka pedal mila,
or use utakar Ghar le aya,
Ghar la kar Biwiko bola,
ye sambal ke rakde,
isme cycle dalwa denge.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ko-cycle-ka-pedal-mila/feed/ 0 Santa in a car asks Policeman http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-in-a-car-asks-policeman/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-in-a-car-asks-policeman/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:53:22 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/santa-in-a-car-asks-policeman/ Santa in a car asks Policeman is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa in a car asks policeman: Can I park here..?
Cop: No..!
Santa: What about all these other cars..?
Cop: They didn’t ask..!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-in-a-car-asks-policeman/feed/ 0 ShampOo ka FREe Gift Do.. http://www.apnaysms.net/shampoo-ka-free-gift-do/ http://www.apnaysms.net/shampoo-ka-free-gift-do/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:41:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/shampoo-ka-free-gift-do/ ShampOo ka FREe Gift Do.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa:kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha Usaka Free Gift do
Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai
Santa:Pagal Samjha Hai? Us Pe Likha Hai “DANDURF FREE”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/shampoo-ka-free-gift-do/feed/ 0 Jisme koyi kami nahi http://www.apnaysms.net/jisme-koyi-kami-nahi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jisme-koyi-kami-nahi/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:39:13 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/jisme-koyi-kami-nahi/ Jisme koyi kami nahi is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
“Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
” aur jawab aayi:
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“Kami- na”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jisme-koyi-kami-nahi/feed/ 0 Jab main paida hua tha http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-main-paida-hua-tha/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-main-paida-hua-tha/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:20:34 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/jab-main-paida-hua-tha/ Jab main paida hua tha is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai!
Sab ka nishana chook gaya? :-)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-main-paida-hua-tha/feed/ 0 Son is in Medical School http://www.apnaysms.net/son-is-in-medical-school/ http://www.apnaysms.net/son-is-in-medical-school/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:58:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/son-is-in-medical-school/ Son is in Medical School is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa: I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.
Banta: What’s he studying?
Santa: Oh! He is not studying. Doctors are studying him!!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/son-is-in-medical-school/feed/ 0 Four beautiful Girls http://www.apnaysms.net/four-beautiful-girls/ http://www.apnaysms.net/four-beautiful-girls/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:46:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/four-beautiful-girls/ Four beautiful Girls is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher: Four beautiful Girls are walking on the Road. Change it to Past sentence.
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Santa: WOW !

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/four-beautiful-girls/feed/ 0 Kal Papa Kuwe me gir gaye http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-papa-kuwe-me-gir-gaye/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-papa-kuwe-me-gir-gaye/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:56:43 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/kal-papa-kuwe-me-gir-gaye/ Kal Papa Kuwe me gir gaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa : Kal Papa Kuwe me gir gaye,
Bahut Chot lagi , bahut Chilla rahe the,

Banta : Ab kaise hai.?

Santa : Teek honge,
Kal se Kuwe se koi awaz nahi aai.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/kal-papa-kuwe-me-gir-gaye/feed/ 0 Wieght Kitna hay http://www.apnaysms.net/wieght-kitna-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/wieght-kitna-hay/#comments Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:01:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/wieght-kitna-hay/ Wieght Kitna hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg
Dr: aur chasme k bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/wieght-kitna-hay/feed/ 0 Vo kaat nahi raha http://www.apnaysms.net/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/ http://www.apnaysms.net/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:21:49 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/ Vo kaat nahi raha is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nahi raha,

vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/vo-kaat-nahi-raha/feed/ 0 TV kyon nahi le Gaya http://www.apnaysms.net/tv-kyon-nahi-le-gaya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tv-kyon-nahi-le-gaya/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:38:45 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/tv-kyon-nahi-le-gaya/ TV kyon nahi le Gaya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/tv-kyon-nahi-le-gaya/feed/ 0 Santa TaKlu Hay http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-taklu-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-taklu-hay/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:09:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/riddle-sms/santa-taklu-hay/ Santa TaKlu Hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa TaKlu He
Fir B Roz Saloon Jata He
Y?

Kyuki

Saloon Santa Ka He

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-taklu-hay/feed/ 2 Naujawanon aage bado http://www.apnaysms.net/naujawanon-aage-bado/ http://www.apnaysms.net/naujawanon-aage-bado/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:57:37 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/naujawanon-aage-bado/ Naujawanon aage bado is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/naujawanon-aage-bado/feed/ 0 Tujay Larki phasani Aati hai http://www.apnaysms.net/tujay-larki-phasani-aati-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tujay-larki-phasani-aati-hai/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:51:33 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/tujay-larki-phasani-aati-hai/ Tujay Larki phasani Aati hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/tujay-larki-phasani-aati-hai/feed/ 0 500 Year old Statue http://www.apnaysms.net/500-year-old-statue/ http://www.apnaysms.net/500-year-old-statue/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:27:15 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/500-year-old-statue/ 500 Year old Statue is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Museum administrator:
That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken.
Banta Singh:
Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/500-year-old-statue/feed/ 0 Why did Santa throw the Butter http://www.apnaysms.net/why-did-santa-throw-the-butter/ http://www.apnaysms.net/why-did-santa-throw-the-butter/#comments Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:32:43 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-banta-sms/why-did-santa-throw-the-butter/ Why did Santa throw the Butter is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
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A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/why-did-santa-throw-the-butter/feed/ 0 Keyboard Alphabets not in right Order http://www.apnaysms.net/keyboard-alphabets-not-in-right-order/ http://www.apnaysms.net/keyboard-alphabets-not-in-right-order/#comments Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:13:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/keyboard-alphabets-not-in-right-order/ Keyboard Alphabets not in right Order is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/keyboard-alphabets-not-in-right-order/feed/ 0 Dont worry, I have One More http://www.apnaysms.net/dont-worry-i-have-one-more/ http://www.apnaysms.net/dont-worry-i-have-one-more/#comments Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:08:31 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/dont-worry-i-have-one-more/ Dont worry, I have One More is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/dont-worry-i-have-one-more/feed/ 0 Titanic Ke Sath Santa http://www.apnaysms.net/titanic-ke-sath-santa/ http://www.apnaysms.net/titanic-ke-sath-santa/#comments Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:09:20 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/titanic-ke-sath-santa/ Titanic Ke Sath Santa is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Titanic Ke Sath Santa B Dub
Raha Tha,
Our Has B Raha Tha,
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass RAha Hai.?
Santa:Shukr hai maine return
ticket nahi kharida

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/titanic-ke-sath-santa/feed/ 1 Santa went to Battery Shop http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-to-battery-shop/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-to-battery-shop/#comments Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:41:22 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/santa-went-to-battery-shop/ Santa went to Battery Shop is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-went-to-battery-shop/feed/ 1 Santa ne PCO pe jate hi.. http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ne-pco-pe-jate-hi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ne-pco-pe-jate-hi/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:39:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/santa-ne-pco-pe-jate-hi/ Santa ne PCO pe jate hi.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/santa-ne-pco-pe-jate-hi/feed/ 0 Ab kaato Saalo …. http://www.apnaysms.net/ab-kaato-saalo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ab-kaato-saalo/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:41:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/ab-kaato-saalo/ Ab kaato Saalo …. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya…
Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola.

“Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”

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