(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...Santa: O God! Please make
New York the capital of Punjab
Banta: Why?!
Santa: That is what I have written in the exam.
(2 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Banta: Some people can tell the time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I’ve never been able to see the numbers on the sun.
(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Santa singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:-
“Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any
further correspondance. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks.”
Santa Singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party
and when all the guests had come,he said “Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar
khushi hogee ki mujhay America mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued “Hun main sarya nu apnaa
appointment letter padkar sunavangaa; par letter angreji vich hai, ess kar
ke mai saath-saath hindi vich translate bhee karda javangaa.”
Dear Mr. Singh ——- pyare singh sahab
You do not meet ——- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ——– humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance —-ab letter vetter bhejnay
kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ——— phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained — bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks —— aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya and…………
The bhagra started with balley-balley by all
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.