Soldier : Janab, humein dushman ne charo taraf se gher liya hai..
Major Banta Singh: Excellent
We can now attack in any
direction…:p

Banta: Tree pe chada to
Bandar ne poocha:Upar kyon aaya?
Banta:Apple khane
Bandar:Yeh to aam ka ped hai
Banta:Pata hai,Apple saath laya hu

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!