Santa: Bhai Sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa:Ajeeb Baat Hai Subah se pooch raha hoon
Sab alag alag Time bata rahe hai..:p

Petrol ke rate badhane par santa bola
” Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehele bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon..:p

Banta: U cheated me.
Shop Keeper: No, I sold a good radio to u
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio