Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi..
1st Sardar: Me teri **** maar doonga!!
2nd Sardar: Oye.. Serious fight me Romantic baat mat kar…:p
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting?
Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights
Santa: Yaar tu itna bada
ho gaya aur abhi tak
dadhi-mooch nahi aayi?
Banta: Yaar main apni
Maa par gaya hoon
Santa joined NASA.
After one month Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYA NASA ..:p

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