Santa: Ek problem hai yaar, meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai… Kya karu??
Banta: Jawaan ho gai hai…
after thinking..
to Border per Bhej De..:p
SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi
Ab kya karoon?
BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahal
Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
Santa: Express kitne baje ka he?
TC:1baje
Santa:Local?
TC:9baje
Santa:malgadi?
TC:12baje
TC:kaha jana hai?
Santa:Patri cross karni he


