Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Teacher to santa :- aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to Aadmi
Ne hai par phir bhi wo waha ja nahi sakta ?
Santa : “ ladies toilet”

Santa Laughing behind Banta at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Banta: What is it?
Santa: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Banta: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.