American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female.

Santa aur Banta ek hi building mein rehte the,

Santa 10th floor par aur Banta ground floor par,

Dono mein badi dushmani thi,

Ek din Santa Ne Banta se kaha “tu bhi sardar main bhi sardar,

ab apas mein kya ladna, Le aaj mere ghar teri daawat hai”

Banta jaise hi daawat ke liye lift se aane laga, Santa ne lift band kar di,

Banta seedhi chadh kar jab 10th floor par pahuncha to Santa ne darwaza band kar diya aur us par likh diya” Kaisa Bewakoof Banaya”

Banta Ne Bhi Darwaze Par Likh Diya” Main Upar Aaya Hi Nahi Tha”

Santa: We’ll soon become rich.

Banta: How?

Santa: Tomorrow my Mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees.