Santa: Yaar tu itna bada
ho gaya aur abhi tak
dadhi-mooch nahi aayi?

Banta: Yaar main apni
Maa par gaya hoon

Santa joined NASA.
After one month Americans had to change the name from

NASA to SATYA NASA ..:p

Santa: Ek problem hai yaar, meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai… Kya karu??

Banta: Jawaan ho gai hai…
after thinking..
to Border per Bhej De..:p