Santa in a car asks policeman: Can I park here..?
Cop: No..!
Santa: What about all these other cars..?
Cop: They didn’t ask..!
Santa:kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha Usaka Free Gift do
Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai
Santa:Pagal Samjha Hai? Us Pe Likha Hai “DANDURF FREE”
School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
“Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
” aur jawab aayi:
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“Kami- na”
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai!
Sab ka nishana chook gaya? ![]()
