A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with George Bush.
George Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

George Bush: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
George Bush: more…more. ..more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
George Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.
George Bush : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited George Bush to India. Next year George Bush was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes George Bush to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. George Bush does.
Sardarji : more…more. …. George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. George Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?

George Bush : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
Postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon!

Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail.