ApnaySms.net » Sardar SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Sardar and Bush-Joke! http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-and-bush-joke/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-and-bush-joke/#comments Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:04:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2789 Sardar and Bush-Joke! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with George Bush.
George Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

George Bush: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
George Bush: more…more. ..more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
George Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.
George Bush : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited George Bush to India. Next year George Bush was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes George Bush to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. George Bush does.
Sardarji : more…more. …. George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. George Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?

George Bush : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-and-bush-joke/feed/ 6 My Wife Is Missing! http://www.apnaysms.net/my-wife-is-missing/ http://www.apnaysms.net/my-wife-is-missing/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:13:31 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2475 My Wife Is Missing! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
Postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/my-wife-is-missing/feed/ 0 Future Tense! http://www.apnaysms.net/future-tense/ http://www.apnaysms.net/future-tense/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:18:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2190 Future Tense! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/future-tense/feed/ 0 Sardar Learning English! http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-learning-english/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-learning-english/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:08:26 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2189 Sardar Learning English! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher to Sardar: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Sardar: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan?

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-learning-english/feed/ 0 Sardar In Toilet! http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-in-toilet/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-in-toilet/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:06:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2188 Sardar In Toilet! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> An Englishman and Sardar inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Sardar: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-in-toilet/feed/ 0 Sardar On Cycle! http://www.apnaysms.net/sarda-on-cycle/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sarda-on-cycle/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:18:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2184 Sardar On Cycle! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek Sardar Cycle Per Gungunatey Jaa Raha Tha,
Raastay May Ek Aurat Ko Cycle Say Maar Diya.
Aurat: Andhay Ho Kya Break Nahi Maar Sakte The?
Sardar: Poora Cycle Maar Diya Ab Break Maarnay Say Kya Fayedaa………..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sarda-on-cycle/feed/ 0 Lie Machine! http://www.apnaysms.net/lie-machine/ http://www.apnaysms.net/lie-machine/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:13:26 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2174 Lie Machine! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A lie machine is bought.
It works in the following way:

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound, if a lie is told- the machine will give a sound ‘KIRRRRRRRR…’

Now there are three Indians. One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given in front of the lie machine.
Here it goes……

Bengali:- ‘I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’
Bengali:-’No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time’
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-’I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’
Madrasi:-’No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time’
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-’I think….’
Lie machine:- ‘KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’.
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/lie-machine/feed/ 0 Sardar Visits Chinese Friend! http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-visits-chinese-friend/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-visits-chinese-friend/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:02:26 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2170 Sardar Visits Chinese Friend! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says ‘CHIN YU YAN’ and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of his
friend’s last words.
It is “YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE. !!”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-visits-chinese-friend/feed/ 0 4 Wheel! http://www.apnaysms.net/4-wheel/ http://www.apnaysms.net/4-wheel/#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:15:18 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2163 4 Wheel! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Bhains per bethay ek sardar ko Traffic police nay rok liya.
Traffic Police : Aapka HELMAT nahi hy? Chalan hoga
Sardar : Dhiyan se dekh neechay, 4 wheel hay

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/4-wheel/feed/ 0 English Translation! http://www.apnaysms.net/english-translation/ http://www.apnaysms.net/english-translation/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:19:58 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2095 English Translation! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/english-translation/feed/ 0 Sardar Ko Phasi! http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ko-phasi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ko-phasi/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:17:37 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2094 Sardar Ko Phasi! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ko-phasi/feed/ 0 Yeh Kaisi Train! http://www.apnaysms.net/yeh-kaisi-train/ http://www.apnaysms.net/yeh-kaisi-train/#comments Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:30:32 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1823 Yeh Kaisi Train! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek Sardar Delhi Se Chennai Ja Raha Tha,

Upper Birth Mein Uski Seat Thi,

Nagpur Station Par Wo Khana Lene Ke Liye Utra,

Itne Mein Train Chali Gayee Aur Mumbai Ki Train Aa Gayi,

Wo Train Par Chada Aur Lower Birth Par Baitha,

Logon Ne Pucha Sardarji Kahan Ka Irada Hai,

Sardarji: Chennai Ka,

Par Ye Train To Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai,

Sardarji: “Ye Mein Pehli Train Dekh Raha Hoon Jis Ki Upper Birth Chennai Aur Lower Birth Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/yeh-kaisi-train/feed/ 0 Customer Care! http://www.apnaysms.net/customer-care/ http://www.apnaysms.net/customer-care/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:40:50 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1708 Customer Care! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I have sent u many msgs, but u did’nt reply.

Now I’m deleting ur no. Good Bye!!!

Sardar sent this SMS to Customer Care…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/customer-care/feed/ 0 Past Tense! http://www.apnaysms.net/past-tense/ http://www.apnaysms.net/past-tense/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:01:39 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1698 Past Tense! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A sardar came out of exam hall very sad. When askd why he was sad: “Oye! I didn’t know the past tense of “THINK”, I thought & thought & thought & finally wrote “THUNK”!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/past-tense/feed/ 0 computer mein windows lagani hai http://www.apnaysms.net/computer-mein-windows-lagani-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/computer-mein-windows-lagani-hai/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:26:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1568 computer mein windows lagani hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]>

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/computer-mein-windows-lagani-hai/feed/ 0 neend ki goli lena bhool gaye http://www.apnaysms.net/neend-ki-goli-lena-bhool-gaye/ http://www.apnaysms.net/neend-ki-goli-lena-bhool-gaye/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:23:22 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1553 neend ki goli lena bhool gaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!
Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya?
Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/neend-ki-goli-lena-bhool-gaye/feed/ 0 Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-next-janam-me-kya-banna-pasand-karoge/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-next-janam-me-kya-banna-pasand-karoge/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:19:26 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1551 Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/tum-next-janam-me-kya-banna-pasand-karoge/feed/ 0 traffic signals for Aeroplane http://www.apnaysms.net/traffic-signals-for-aeroplane/ http://www.apnaysms.net/traffic-signals-for-aeroplane/#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:13:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1528 traffic signals for Aeroplane is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/traffic-signals-for-aeroplane/feed/ 0 Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ke-ghar-uske-sasural-wale-aaye/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ke-ghar-uske-sasural-wale-aaye/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:48:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1507 Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.

Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-ke-ghar-uske-sasural-wale-aaye/feed/ 0 No Disc Inserted http://www.apnaysms.net/no-disc-inserted/ http://www.apnaysms.net/no-disc-inserted/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:27:59 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1472 No Disc Inserted is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/no-disc-inserted/feed/ 0 See my legs & tell my name http://www.apnaysms.net/see-my-legs-tell-my-name/ http://www.apnaysms.net/see-my-legs-tell-my-name/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:07:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1465 See my legs & tell my name is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> In Bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar :I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/see-my-legs-tell-my-name/feed/ 0 Mobile hay to Letter q Bheja http://www.apnaysms.net/mobile-hay-to-letter-q-bheja/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mobile-hay-to-letter-q-bheja/#comments Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:49:45 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1439 Mobile hay to Letter q Bheja is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..?
Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha
per andar se awaaz aai
“Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mobile-hay-to-letter-q-bheja/feed/ 0 Salseman to Sardar http://www.apnaysms.net/salseman-to-sardar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/salseman-to-sardar/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:34:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1410 Salseman to Sardar is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte.
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/salseman-to-sardar/feed/ 1 30 RS de kar Gaana Lagwaya http://www.apnaysms.net/30-rs-de-kar-gaana-lagwaya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/30-rs-de-kar-gaana-lagwaya/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:35:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1377 30 RS de kar Gaana Lagwaya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/30-rs-de-kar-gaana-lagwaya/feed/ 0 What is the meaning of SMS http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-the-meaning-of-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-the-meaning-of-sms/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:57:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1365 What is the meaning of SMS is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?
Sardar angrily said,
i know -
it means..
S – Sardaron ke
M – Mazak udane ki
S – servic

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-the-meaning-of-sms/feed/ 0 A Judge said….. http://www.apnaysms.net/a-judge-said/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-judge-said/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 17:01:55 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1102 A Judge said….. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
no Shut Up only 7Up..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/a-judge-said/feed/ 0 How many Coins in my Pocket http://www.apnaysms.net/how-many-coins-in-my-pocket/ http://www.apnaysms.net/how-many-coins-in-my-pocket/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:34:25 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/how-many-coins-in-my-pocket/ How many Coins in my Pocket is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/how-many-coins-in-my-pocket/feed/ 0 Some sardar are Genius http://www.apnaysms.net/some-sardar-are-genius/ http://www.apnaysms.net/some-sardar-are-genius/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:02:29 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/some-sardar-are-genius/ Some sardar are Genius is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Some sardar are genius. like this one.

Ek baar exam main question tha,

“Challenge kise kehte hain?”

Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.

“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/some-sardar-are-genius/feed/ 0 Agar Sher Aagaya to http://www.apnaysms.net/agar-sher-aagaya-to/ http://www.apnaysms.net/agar-sher-aagaya-to/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:54:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/agar-sher-aagaya-to/ Agar Sher Aagaya to is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?
Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/agar-sher-aagaya-to/feed/ 3 Meri Biwi pani se bohat darti hai http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:38:48 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/ Meri Biwi pani se bohat darti hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-pani-se-bohat-darti-hai/feed/ 1 Ye kaun sa station hai http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-kaun-sa-station-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-kaun-sa-station-hai/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:33:15 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/ye-kaun-sa-station-hai/ Ye kaun sa station hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> 1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
.
.
.
Railway Station

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/ye-kaun-sa-station-hai/feed/ 0 Why is “SINGH” added to Sardar name http://www.apnaysms.net/why-is-%e2%80%9csingh%e2%80%9d-added-to-sardar-name/ http://www.apnaysms.net/why-is-%e2%80%9csingh%e2%80%9d-added-to-sardar-name/#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:40:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/why-is-%e2%80%9csingh%e2%80%9d-added-to-sardar-name/ Why is “SINGH” added to Sardar name is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-

S – Sala
I – Insaan
N – Nahin
G – Gadha
H – Hay

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/why-is-%e2%80%9csingh%e2%80%9d-added-to-sardar-name/feed/ 13 Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay http://www.apnaysms.net/teen-sardar-bed-pe-so-rahy-thay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/teen-sardar-bed-pe-so-rahy-thay/#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:09:58 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/teen-sardar-bed-pe-so-rahy-thay/ Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,
un teeenoooon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/teen-sardar-bed-pe-so-rahy-thay/feed/ 0 Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile http://www.apnaysms.net/do-sardar-ko-3-bomb-mile/ http://www.apnaysms.net/do-sardar-ko-3-bomb-mile/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:33:31 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/do-sardar-ko-3-bomb-mile/ Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile.
Police ko dene chale.
SARDAR 1:Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
SARDAR 2: Jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/do-sardar-ko-3-bomb-mile/feed/ 0 Making laugh to Sardar http://www.apnaysms.net/making-laugh-to-sardar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/making-laugh-to-sardar/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:38:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-sms/making-laugh-to-sardar/ Making laugh to Sardar is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Q. How to make a sardar laugh on sunday?
A. BY telling him a joke on Friday

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/making-laugh-to-sardar/feed/ 0 Tumhe Swiming aati Hai http://www.apnaysms.net/tumhe-swiming-aati-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tumhe-swiming-aati-hai/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:17:35 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-sms/tumhe-swiming-aati-hai/ Tumhe Swiming aati Hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai?
Sardar:No
Bush:Tumse Kuta Acha He
Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?
Bush:Yes
Sardar: To Phir tum mein or Kuttay mein Kia Farak?;(

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/tumhe-swiming-aati-hai/feed/ 2 Sardar at Court http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-at-court/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-at-court/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:06:33 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-sms/sardar-at-court/ Sardar at Court is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar at court:
judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t u ashamed?
Sardar: You are coming daily, u should be ashamed 1st

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-at-court/feed/ 0 Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Liya http://www.apnaysms.net/pilot-se-head-phone-chheen-liya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/pilot-se-head-phone-chheen-liya/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:43:17 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/pilot-se-head-phone-chheen-liya/ Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Liya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek Sardaar ne Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Liya.
Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar : Saaley Ticket ke paise Hum Dein Aur Gaane tum suno.?…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/pilot-se-head-phone-chheen-liya/feed/ 0 Building caught Fire http://www.apnaysms.net/building-caught-fire/ http://www.apnaysms.net/building-caught-fire/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:09:46 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/building-caught-fire/ Building caught Fire is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Interviewer to Sardar: Just Imagine u r on 7th floor and building caught fire.
How will u Escape.??
Sardar: So Simple I’ll Stop Imagining…:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/building-caught-fire/feed/ 0 Delhi me Kutubminar hai http://www.apnaysms.net/delhi-me-kutubminar-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/delhi-me-kutubminar-hai/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:47:29 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/delhi-me-kutubminar-hai/ Delhi me Kutubminar hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: ‘what i said’.
Sardar replies:’Delhi me Kutta bimar hai’ ..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/delhi-me-kutubminar-hai/feed/ 0 Mein Helmat Pehan kar aata hun http://www.apnaysms.net/mein-helmat-pehan-kar-aata-hun/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mein-helmat-pehan-kar-aata-hun/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:27:11 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/mein-helmat-pehan-kar-aata-hun/ Mein Helmat Pehan kar aata hun is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A Man to Sardar:

“Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”.

Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mein-helmat-pehan-kar-aata-hun/feed/ 0 Logo ne Sardar ko Q Maara http://www.apnaysms.net/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/ http://www.apnaysms.net/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:52:19 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/ Logo ne Sardar ko Q Maara is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…?
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Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/logo-ne-sardar-ko-q-maara/feed/ 0 Sardar had a Crow http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-had-a-crow/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-had-a-crow/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:49:42 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/sardar-had-a-crow/ Sardar had a Crow is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek Sardar tha..
Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha..
Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..
To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
?
?

Microsfot

Mi-Crow-soft ..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-had-a-crow/feed/ 17 A drunk SARDAR fall http://www.apnaysms.net/a-drunk-sardar-fall/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-drunk-sardar-fall/#comments Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:02:23 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/a-drunk-sardar-fall/ A drunk SARDAR fall is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,
People gathered and asked, kya hua ?
He replied, Pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun :)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/a-drunk-sardar-fall/feed/ 0 Do Sardar Bank lootnay gaye http://www.apnaysms.net/do-sardar-bank-lootnay-gaye/ http://www.apnaysms.net/do-sardar-bank-lootnay-gaye/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:10:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/do-sardar-bank-lootnay-gaye/ Do Sardar Bank lootnay gaye is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Do Sardar bank lootnay gaye par GUN Lejaana bhul gaye

Fir bhi bank loot liya………..!

Kaise?
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Bank Manager bhi Sardar tha, bola koi Baat nahi Gun Kal aak Show kar dena Mujhay.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/do-sardar-bank-lootnay-gaye/feed/ 9 Bahar KUTTA khara hay http://www.apnaysms.net/bahar-kutta-khara-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bahar-kutta-khara-hay/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:43:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/bahar-kutta-khara-hay/ Bahar KUTTA khara hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar GUN le kar Door per Khara hua tha
Wife: Why are you standing here?
Sardar: Sher(Lion) ka Shikar karne ja Raha hu
Wife: To Jao na
Sardar: Kaisay Jaao bahar KUTTA (DOG) Khara hay

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/bahar-kutta-khara-hay/feed/ 0 Teacher bhi yahi bolti hay http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-bhi-yahi-bolti-hay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-bhi-yahi-bolti-hay/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:24:39 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/teacher-bhi-yahi-bolti-hay/ Teacher bhi yahi bolti hay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.
Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji
Teacher bhi yehi bolti
hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-bhi-yahi-bolti-hay/feed/ 0 Car ki speed q barha di http://www.apnaysms.net/car-ki-speed-q-barha-di/ http://www.apnaysms.net/car-ki-speed-q-barha-di/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:34:23 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/car-ki-speed-q-barha-di/ Car ki speed q barha di is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di….??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/car-ki-speed-q-barha-di/feed/ 0 Even or Odd http://www.apnaysms.net/even-or-odd/ http://www.apnaysms.net/even-or-odd/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:22:39 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/even-or-odd/ Even or Odd is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/even-or-odd/feed/ 0 Sardarji Save 6 peoples http://www.apnaysms.net/sardarji-save-6-peoples/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sardarji-save-6-peoples/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:05:13 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/riddle-sms/sardarji-save-6-peoples/ Sardarji Save 6 peoples is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house.
still he was in jail………why?

because all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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