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Loading ...A lie machine is bought.
It works in the following way:
If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound, if a lie is told- the machine will give a sound ‘KIRRRRRRRR…’
Now there are three Indians. One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given in front of the lie machine.
Here it goes……
Bengali:- ‘I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’
Bengali:-’No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time’
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
Madrasi:-’I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’
Madrasi:-’No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time’
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
Sardarji:-’I think….’
Lie machine:- ‘KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’.
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-’KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
Sardarji:-’I think…’
Lie machine:-”KIRRRRRRRR…’
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says ‘CHIN YU YAN’ and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of his
friend’s last words.
It is “YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE. !!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bhains per bethay ek sardar ko Traffic police nay rok liya.
Traffic Police : Aapka HELMAT nahi hy? Chalan hoga
Sardar : Dhiyan se dekh neechay, 4 wheel hay
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda