(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ek Sardar Delhi Se Chennai Ja Raha Tha,
Upper Birth Mein Uski Seat Thi,
Nagpur Station Par Wo Khana Lene Ke Liye Utra,
Itne Mein Train Chali Gayee Aur Mumbai Ki Train Aa Gayi,
Wo Train Par Chada Aur Lower Birth Par Baitha,
Logon Ne Pucha Sardarji Kahan Ka Irada Hai,
Sardarji: Chennai Ka,
Par Ye Train To Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai,
Sardarji: “Ye Mein Pehli Train Dekh Raha Hoon Jis Ki Upper Birth Chennai Aur Lower Birth Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I have sent u many msgs, but u did’nt reply.
Now I’m deleting ur no. Good Bye!!!
Sardar sent this SMS to Customer Care…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A sardar came out of exam hall very sad. When askd why he was sad: “Oye! I didn’t know the past tense of “THINK”, I thought & thought & thought & finally wrote “THUNK”!!