Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!
Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya?
Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air