Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!

Ek Sardar Delhi Se Chennai Ja Raha Tha,

Upper Birth Mein Uski Seat Thi,

Nagpur Station Par Wo Khana Lene Ke Liye Utra,

Itne Mein Train Chali Gayee Aur Mumbai Ki Train Aa Gayi,

Wo Train Par Chada Aur Lower Birth Par Baitha,

Logon Ne Pucha Sardarji Kahan Ka Irada Hai,

Sardarji: Chennai Ka,

Par Ye Train To Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai,

Sardarji: “Ye Mein Pehli Train Dekh Raha Hoon Jis Ki Upper Birth Chennai Aur Lower Birth Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai”