Gadhey Ke Sar Per Seengh-SMS

Categories: Insult SMS Short SMS

Kya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
No
R U Sure?
Plz check again.
no?
ok no problem: waise Gadhay ke sar per seengh nahi hotay

Bandar Ka Bacha-Short SMS

Categories: Insult SMS Short SMS

Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

I C U!

Categories: Cool/Decent SMS Short SMS

When I C the moon I C U

When I C the stars I C U

When I C the Sea I C U

Get out of the way U R

always blocking my view.


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