ApnaySms.net » Short SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Gadhey Ke Sar Per Seengh-SMS http://www.apnaysms.net/gadhey-ke-sar-per-seengh-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/gadhey-ke-sar-per-seengh-sms/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:04:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2694 Gadhey Ke Sar Per Seengh-SMS is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Kya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
No
R U Sure?
Plz check again.
no?
ok no problem: waise Gadhay ke sar per seengh nahi hotay

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]]> Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/bandar-ka-bacha-short-sms/feed/ 0 I C U! http://www.apnaysms.net/i-c-u/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-c-u/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:13:56 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2466 I C U! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> When I C the moon I C U

When I C the stars I C U

When I C the Sea I C U

Get out of the way U R

always blocking my view.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/i-c-u/feed/ 0 Days Are 2 Busy! http://www.apnaysms.net/days-are-2-busy/ http://www.apnaysms.net/days-are-2-busy/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:09:59 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2464 Days Are 2 Busy! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Days are 2 Busy,

Hours are 2 Fast,

Seconds are 2 Few

But there’s always

TIME for ME

2 Disturb YOU

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]]> Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

My Reality Check bounced.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/facts-fiction/feed/ 0 More FAQ’s http://www.apnaysms.net/more-faqs/ http://www.apnaysms.net/more-faqs/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:56:24 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2462 More FAQ’s is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?

A: What Men Know About Women.

Q: How do you save a man from drowning?

A: Take yer foot of his head.

Q:What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?

A: Honey, I’m home!

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

A: Magnets have a positive side!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: Why were males created before females?

A: Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/more-faqs/feed/ 0 Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do/ http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 07:24:45 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1094 Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/1030/feed/ 0 Making laugh to Sardar http://www.apnaysms.net/making-laugh-to-sardar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/making-laugh-to-sardar/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:38:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/sardar-sms/making-laugh-to-sardar/ Making laugh to Sardar is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Q. How to make a sardar laugh on sunday?
A. BY telling him a joke on Friday

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]]> Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 women are sitting Quiet
2) 2 sardars are Playing chess

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/worlds-shortest-jokes/feed/ 2 Experience is that Marvellous http://www.apnaysms.net/experience-is-that-marvellous/ http://www.apnaysms.net/experience-is-that-marvellous/#comments Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:04:30 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/short-sms-messages/experience-is-that-marvellous/ Experience is that Marvellous is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake
when you make it again.
F. P. Jones

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/experience-is-that-marvellous/feed/ 0 Always Forgive your Enemies http://www.apnaysms.net/always-forgive-your-enemies/ http://www.apnaysms.net/always-forgive-your-enemies/#comments Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:55:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/short-sms-messages/always-forgive-your-enemies/ Always Forgive your Enemies is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Always forgive your enemies;
nothing else annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/always-forgive-your-enemies/feed/ 0 Choice of his Enemies http://www.apnaysms.net/choice-of-his-enemies/ http://www.apnaysms.net/choice-of-his-enemies/#comments Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:54:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/short-sms-messages/choice-of-his-enemies/ Choice of his Enemies is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Oscar Wilde

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/choice-of-his-enemies/feed/ 0 You have to Buy two Tickets http://www.apnaysms.net/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/ http://www.apnaysms.net/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:23:34 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/ You have to Buy two Tickets is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/you-have-to-buy-two-tickets/feed/ 1 Person can live without BRAIN http://www.apnaysms.net/person-can-live-without-brain/ http://www.apnaysms.net/person-can-live-without-brain/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:21:04 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/person-can-live-without-brain/ Person can live without BRAIN is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age…..!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/person-can-live-without-brain/feed/ 0 Brains aren’t everything http://www.apnaysms.net/brains-arent-everything/ http://www.apnaysms.net/brains-arent-everything/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:20:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/insult-sms/brains-arent-everything/ Brains aren’t everything is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/brains-arent-everything/feed/ 1 If you can’t Explain it http://www.apnaysms.net/if-you-cant-explain-it/ http://www.apnaysms.net/if-you-cant-explain-it/#comments Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:35:21 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/short-sms-messages/if-you-cant-explain-it/ If you can’t Explain it is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> “If you can’t explain it simply,
you don’t understand it well enough”

- Albert Einstein quote

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/if-you-cant-explain-it/feed/ 0 Science without Religion http://www.apnaysms.net/science-without-religion/ http://www.apnaysms.net/science-without-religion/#comments Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:34:17 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/short-sms-messages/science-without-religion/ Science without Religion is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Science without Religion is Lame,

Religion without Science is Blind,

- Albert Einstein quote

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/science-without-religion/feed/ 0 Smile & Tears http://www.apnaysms.net/smile-tears/ http://www.apnaysms.net/smile-tears/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:58:29 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/smile-tears/ Smile & Tears is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Do u know whoz d best couple in this universe?
“Smile & Tears”
Rarely dey met,but if they met that will be the most gorgeous moment ever..

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/smile-tears/feed/ 0 When I’m with you. http://www.apnaysms.net/when-im-with-you/ http://www.apnaysms.net/when-im-with-you/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:05:21 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/when-im-with-you/ When I’m with you. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I’m with you.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/when-im-with-you/feed/ 0 Will you be my nothing http://www.apnaysms.net/will-you-be-my-nothing/ http://www.apnaysms.net/will-you-be-my-nothing/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:02:38 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/love-sms/will-you-be-my-nothing/ Will you be my nothing is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/will-you-be-my-nothing/feed/ 0 Reflection of mine http://www.apnaysms.net/reflection-of-mine/ http://www.apnaysms.net/reflection-of-mine/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:59:13 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/love-sms/reflection-of-mine/ Reflection of mine is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Is that love i see in your eyes,
or merely a reflection of mine?

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