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Indians Identity Tips-Cool SMS!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:28:58 +0000

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party – and think it’s normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children! in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says ‘No Food Allowed’ ..
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it’s the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won’t let you do certain things because of what the other ‘Uncles and Aunties’ will think..
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions,which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

23. You don’t use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
27. Your wedding gifts are mostly in cash with a one rupee coin added to the note in a cover.
28. If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight.
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes,you discover you’re talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don’t realize phone connections ! to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
33. It’s embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

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Cool, Funny-SMS!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:52:09 +0000

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?”

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Before You Criticize-Smile SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:26:24 +0000

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when he’s mad at you, he’ll be far away and barefooted. Before You Criticize-Smile SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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A True Friend-Friendship SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:02:04 +0000

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. A True Friend-Friendship SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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Facts & Fiction!

Aamir — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:00:16 +0000

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

My Reality Check bounced.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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More FAQ’s

Aamir — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:56:24 +0000

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?

A: What Men Know About Women.

Q: How do you save a man from drowning?

A: Take yer foot of his head.

Q:What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?

A: Honey, I’m home!

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

A: Magnets have a positive side!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: Why were males created before females?

A: Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

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Jab Se Begam Ne!

Aamir — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:11:01 +0000

Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai
MaiN Ne NazrooN Ki Tarha Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai

Bartano! Aaj Merey Sir Pe Barastey Kyon Ho
MaiN Ne Tum Ko To Hamesha Se Dhula Rakha Hai

Pehley Belen Ne Banaya Tha Merey Sir Pe Ghomer
Aur Ab Chimtey Ne Mera Gaal Saja Rakha Hai

Sarey Kaprey To Jala Daley Hain Begum Ne
Tan Chupaney Ko Banyan Phata Rakha Hai

Wahi Dunya MaiN Muqadder Ka Sikander YahaN Tehra
Jis Ne Khod Ko Abhi Shaadi Se Bacha Rakha Hai

Pi Ja Is Maar Ki Talkhi Ko Bhi HaNs Ker “Akbar”
Maar Khaney MaiN Bhi Qudrat Ne Maza Rakha Hai

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Aamir — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:03:43 +0000

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So keep Smiling

Aamir — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:18:52 +0000

No difference between your smile and my smile? Becuase you smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy………So keep smiling So keep Smiling is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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Your One Smile

Aamir — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:53:16 +0000

*.*.Heart.*.*.
.*.*.*For.*.*.*.
.*.*.*.Sale.*.*.*.
.*.Its.*.*.Price.*.
.*. **.*.*.Is.*.*.*
.*.*.*.Just.*.*.*
.*.Your.*.*.One.*
SmilE

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Your One Smile

Aamir — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:53:14 +0000

*.*.Heart.*.*.
.*.*.*For.*.*.*.
.*.*.*.Sale.*.*.*.
.*.Its.*.*.Price.*.
.*. **.*.*.Is.*.*.*
.*.*.*.Just.*.*.*
.*.Your.*.*.One.*
SmilE

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If you wait for a Happy Moment

Aamir — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:33:28 +0000

If u wait for a happy moment to smile, u will wait forever… But if u smile N start believing that u r happy, u wil b happy forever. It simply depends on how u take your life. If you wait for a Happy Moment is a post from: ApnaySms.net

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