“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?

Student: 32 years

Teacher: How Do you Know?

Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,

do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,

my Mom is a good cook.