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]]> “Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/importance-of-education-sms/feed/ 2 What Is My Age! http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-my-age/ http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-my-age/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:04:43 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2529 What Is My Age! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?

Student: 32 years

Teacher: How Do you Know?

Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-my-age/feed/ 0 Good Cook! http://www.apnaysms.net/good-cook/ http://www.apnaysms.net/good-cook/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:11:55 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2465 Good Cook! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,

do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,

my Mom is a good cook.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/good-cook/feed/ 0 Mistakes Twists! http://www.apnaysms.net/mistakes-twists/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mistakes-twists/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:37:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2249 Mistakes Twists! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]>

  • If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style…

  • If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident..

  • If a doctor makes a mistake, It’s an operation..

  • If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture…

  • If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation…

  • If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law…

  • If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention…

  • If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion…

  • If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory…

  • If a student makes a mistake, It is a MISTAKE.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/mistakes-twists/feed/ 0     The Cow! http://www.apnaysms.net/the-cow/ http://www.apnaysms.net/the-cow/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:28:20 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2104 The Cow! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     CALCUTTA’s Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

    “The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.
    Two are forward and two are afterwards.

    “His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

    “His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

    “His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

    “He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

    The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

    “This is the cow.”

    P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/the-cow/feed/ 0     Imtehan! http://www.apnaysms.net/imtehan/ http://www.apnaysms.net/imtehan/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:38:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2012 Imtehan! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Suna Hai Zindagi Imtehan Leti Hai FARAZ

    Par Yahan To Imtehano Ne Zindagi Leli

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/imtehan/feed/ 0     Padh Likh Kar! http://www.apnaysms.net/padh-likh-kar/ http://www.apnaysms.net/padh-likh-kar/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:03:56 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1699 Padh Likh Kar! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Padh likh kar kya karna hai,

    Akhir 1 din subko marna hai,

    Mar kar bhi agar janam liya to,

    phir nursery se hi to padhna hai.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/padh-likh-kar/feed/ 0     Traffic Rules! http://www.apnaysms.net/traffic-rules/ http://www.apnaysms.net/traffic-rules/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:07:16 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1689 Traffic Rules! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A student  was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…

    He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/traffic-rules/feed/ 0     Successful & Failure student http://www.apnaysms.net/successful-failure-student/ http://www.apnaysms.net/successful-failure-student/#comments Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:48:13 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1545 Successful & Failure student is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Behind every successful student,
    there is one Girlfriend
    But what about a failed student..??
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?

    A Beautiful Teacher.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/successful-failure-student/feed/ 9     I is a Vowel http://www.apnaysms.net/i-is-a-vowel/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-is-a-vowel/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:40:21 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1450 I is a Vowel is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
    we donot use “is’” with “I”
    Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/i-is-a-vowel/feed/ 0     Me School nahi jaaunga http://www.apnaysms.net/me-school-nahi-jaaunga/ http://www.apnaysms.net/me-school-nahi-jaaunga/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:32:14 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1446 Me School nahi jaaunga is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
    Mom: kyu?
    Son: Naukri krunga
    Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
    Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/me-school-nahi-jaaunga/feed/ 0     Bachon wada karo http://www.apnaysms.net/bachon-wada-karo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bachon-wada-karo/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:11:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1424 Bachon wada karo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
    Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
    Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
    Bachey: nahi Karenge
    Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
    Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
    Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
    Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/bachon-wada-karo/feed/ 0     Apka beta cigeratte pita hai http://www.apnaysms.net/apka-beta-cigeratte-pita-hai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/apka-beta-cigeratte-pita-hai/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:03:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1367 Apka beta cigeratte pita hai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
    Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
    Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
    Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/apka-beta-cigeratte-pita-hai/feed/ 0     What is your caste http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-your-caste/ http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-your-caste/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 16:52:40 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1097 What is your caste is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher : What is your caste ?
    Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
    Fir Rajput hue,
    Fir Sharma ho gaye,
    Abhi hai Darzi….
    Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/what-is-your-caste/feed/ 0     http://www.apnaysms.net/1033/ http://www.apnaysms.net/1033/#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:11:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/student-sms/1033/ is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     window.document.getElementById('post-1033').parentNode.className += ' adhesive_post';

    Latest Student SMS Jokes

    Latest/New Student SMS, Urdu Student SMS, Hindi Student SMS, Lovely Student SMS, Funny Student SMS, Cool Student SMS, Student SMS Jokes, Latest Student SMS Jokes, Student SMs jokes Collection, Student Text Messages Collection

    is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/1033/feed/ 0     Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy http://www.apnaysms.net/sweetest-proposal-by-kg-class-boy/ http://www.apnaysms.net/sweetest-proposal-by-kg-class-boy/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:42:18 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/sweetest-proposal-by-kg-class-boy/ Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
    Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
    Gal:Nai
    Boy:Kalle na plz
    Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
    Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/sweetest-proposal-by-kg-class-boy/feed/ 0     Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya http://www.apnaysms.net/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya/ http://www.apnaysms.net/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:45:33 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya/ Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

    1 Time 100rs Fine

    2 Time 200

    3 Time 500

    Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya/feed/ 0     Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti http://www.apnaysms.net/batao-daal-me-kitni-protein-hoti/ http://www.apnaysms.net/batao-daal-me-kitni-protein-hoti/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:15:44 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/batao-daal-me-kitni-protein-hoti/ Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay

    Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
    Teacher: wo kaise?
    Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/batao-daal-me-kitni-protein-hoti/feed/ 3     Atom Bomb ka Naam kia tha? http://www.apnaysms.net/atom-bomb-ka-naam-kia-tha/ http://www.apnaysms.net/atom-bomb-ka-naam-kia-tha/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:47:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/riddle-sms/atom-bomb-ka-naam-kia-tha/ Atom Bomb ka Naam kia tha? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Student:ADNAN SAMI

    Atom Bomb ka Naam kia tha? is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/atom-bomb-ka-naam-kia-tha/feed/ 5     Standing on his 100 Rupees http://www.apnaysms.net/standing-on-his-100-rupees/ http://www.apnaysms.net/standing-on-his-100-rupees/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:39:14 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/standing-on-his-100-rupees/ Standing on his 100 Rupees is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
    Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
    Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/standing-on-his-100-rupees/feed/ 0     Gun kaha se laoo http://www.apnaysms.net/gun-kaha-se-laoo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/gun-kaha-se-laoo/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:32:19 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/gun-kaha-se-laoo/ Gun kaha se laoo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
    teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
    bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/gun-kaha-se-laoo/feed/ 0     Even or Odd http://www.apnaysms.net/even-or-odd/ http://www.apnaysms.net/even-or-odd/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:22:39 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/even-or-odd/ Even or Odd is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
    Sardar: Even
    Teacher: How can you make seven even?
    Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/even-or-odd/feed/ 0     Got a 0 in EXAM http://www.apnaysms.net/got-a-0-in-exam/ http://www.apnaysms.net/got-a-0-in-exam/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:56:06 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/exam-sms/got-a-0-in-exam/ Got a 0 in EXAM is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

    His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???

    Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/got-a-0-in-exam/feed/ 0     Minimum & Maximum.. http://www.apnaysms.net/minimum-maximum/ http://www.apnaysms.net/minimum-maximum/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/minimum-maximum/ Minimum & Maximum.. is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
    What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
    Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/minimum-maximum/feed/ 0     Teacher teaching Algebra http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-teaching-algebra/ http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-teaching-algebra/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:15:53 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/flirt-sms/teacher-teaching-algebra/ Teacher teaching Algebra is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
    A=B=C
    it means A=C
    Sir asked student to give example for it!
    Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-teaching-algebra/feed/ 0     EXam?s song by Munna bhai http://www.apnaysms.net/exams-song-by-munna-bhai/ http://www.apnaysms.net/exams-song-by-munna-bhai/#comments Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:37:35 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/munna-bhai-sms/exams-song-by-munna-bhai/ EXam?s song by Munna bhai is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
    “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
    Student sarey jage.
    Dekho pakdo yaron,
    Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
    shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/exams-song-by-munna-bhai/feed/ 0     A Student Grabbed a Coin http://www.apnaysms.net/a-student-grabbed-a-coin/ http://www.apnaysms.net/a-student-grabbed-a-coin/#comments Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:42:09 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/exam-sms/a-student-grabbed-a-coin/ A Student Grabbed a Coin is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     A student grabbed a coin,

    Flipped it in the air & said,
    “Head, I go to sleep.”

    Tail, I watch a movie.

    If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/a-student-grabbed-a-coin/feed/ 0     Teacher to Student…! http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-to-student/ http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-to-student/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:02:38 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/teacher-to-student/ Teacher to Student…! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     TEACHERS:
    Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
    STUDENT:
    Rehne Do Teacher,
    Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/teacher-to-student/feed/ 0     Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo http://www.apnaysms.net/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/ http://www.apnaysms.net/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:38:23 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/ Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>     Teacher: Passive me badlo!
    Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
    Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/bache-jab-sunsaan-jagaaooo/feed/ 0     Don’t kill the students… http://www.apnaysms.net/don%e2%80%99t-kill-the-students/ http://www.apnaysms.net/don%e2%80%99t-kill-the-students/#comments Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:44:22 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/don%e2%80%99t-kill-the-students/ Don’t kill the students… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

    ]]>
    A student was asked 2 write
    a signboard 4 the traffic rules
    near da college campus

    He wrote:-

    “Drive Carefully!
    Don’t kill the students,
    wait for the Teachers”

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    ]]>     http://www.apnaysms.net/don%e2%80%99t-kill-the-students/feed/ 0