TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”