ApnaySms.net » Wife SMS http://www.apnaysms.net SMS for Everyone! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:13:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Cool Q&A’s-SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:33:52 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2762 Cool Q&A’s-SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-qas-sms/feed/ 0 Jab Se Hui Hai Shadi-Wife SMS! http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:52:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2759 Jab Se Hui Hai Shadi-Wife SMS! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Biwi Mili Hai Aisi
Vo Kaam Kya Karegi
Khud Lux Mein Naha Kar
Khushbu Mein Tar Rehegi
Tukde Bache Hue Hain
Unse Naha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Barah Baje Ghadi Mein
Madam Ji So Rahi Hain
Bacho Ki Fauj Aake
Meri Jaan Ko Ro Rahi Hai
Bacho Ke Saath Baitha
Khana Paka Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Soyi Hai Vo Palang Par
Sar Dard Ke Bahane
Kis Ki Majaal Hai Jo
Jaaye Use Uthane
Yaaro Bura Na Mano
Mein Sar Daba Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Duniya Ko Yeh Pata Hai
Begum Ka Hoon Mein Shohar
Is Ghar Ka Mein Tha Malik
Ab Ban Gaya Hoon Naukar
Bistar Laga Raha Hoon
Chadar Bicha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-hui-hai-shadi-wife-sms/feed/ 0 How To Stay Married! http://www.apnaysms.net/how-to-stay-married/ http://www.apnaysms.net/how-to-stay-married/#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:23:33 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2613 How To Stay Married! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything.
They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except
that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
cautioned her husband never to open or
ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,”
she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to
never argue.
She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet
and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.

“Honey,” he said, “that explains the doll, but what about all of this
money? Where did it come from?”
Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/how-to-stay-married/feed/ 0 Weighing Scale! http://www.apnaysms.net/weighing-scale/ http://www.apnaysms.net/weighing-scale/#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:22:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2602 Weighing Scale! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/weighing-scale/feed/ 0 How About Kitchen! http://www.apnaysms.net/how-about-kitchen/ http://www.apnaysms.net/how-about-kitchen/#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:20:46 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2601 How About Kitchen! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> I asked my wife,
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
She said. So I suggested,
“How about the kitchen?”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/how-about-kitchen/feed/ 0 Biwi Ka Janaza! http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ka-janaza/ http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ka-janaza/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:03:36 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2531 Biwi Ka Janaza! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wife: Ap apne dost ki biwi ke janaze par nahi gaye
Husband: kis mu se jaon, woh mujhe apni teesri biwi ke janaze par bula raha hai, aur maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaya.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ka-janaza/feed/ 0 Meri Biwi Bhaag Gayi! http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-bhaag-gayi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-bhaag-gayi/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:02:50 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2389 Meri Biwi Bhaag Gayi! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek Admi: Yaar Meri Biwi Maray Dost Ke Saath Bhaag Gayi Hai.
Uska Dost: Bohat Bura Hua. Tumhai Uski Yaad To Aati Hogi Naa…
Admi: Haan Yaar.. Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Woh Mera Bohat Acha Dost Tha!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/meri-biwi-bhaag-gayi/feed/ 0 Just Give It A Thought! http://www.apnaysms.net/just-give-it-a-thought/ http://www.apnaysms.net/just-give-it-a-thought/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:33:23 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2344 Just Give It A Thought! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/just-give-it-a-thought/feed/ 0 Average Man’s Life! http://www.apnaysms.net/average-mans-life/ http://www.apnaysms.net/average-mans-life/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:31:27 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2343 Average Man’s Life! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> The average man’s life consists of:
20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
40 years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/average-mans-life/feed/ 0 I Am Your Guardian Angel! http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-your-guardian-angel/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-your-guardian-angel/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:28:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2342 I Am Your Guardian Angel! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
“If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him..
The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted,
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. “Who are you?”

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.

“Oh, yeah?” the man asked “And where the hell were you when I got married?”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/i-am-your-guardian-angel/feed/ 0 Thappad Marney Par! http://www.apnaysms.net/thappad-marney-par/ http://www.apnaysms.net/thappad-marney-par/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:11:17 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2217 Thappad Marney Par! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Thappad Marney par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli:

“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/thappad-marney-par/feed/ 0 Jab Se Begam Ne! http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-begam-ne/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-begam-ne/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:11:01 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2194 Jab Se Begam Ne! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai
MaiN Ne NazrooN Ki Tarha Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai

Bartano! Aaj Merey Sir Pe Barastey Kyon Ho
MaiN Ne Tum Ko To Hamesha Se Dhula Rakha Hai

Pehley Belen Ne Banaya Tha Merey Sir Pe Ghomer
Aur Ab Chimtey Ne Mera Gaal Saja Rakha Hai

Sarey Kaprey To Jala Daley Hain Begum Ne
Tan Chupaney Ko Banyan Phata Rakha Hai

Wahi Dunya MaiN Muqadder Ka Sikander YahaN Tehra
Jis Ne Khod Ko Abhi Shaadi Se Bacha Rakha Hai

Pi Ja Is Maar Ki Talkhi Ko Bhi HaNs Ker “Akbar”
Maar Khaney MaiN Bhi Qudrat Ne Maza Rakha Hai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jab-se-begam-ne/feed/ 0 Badi Khushi http://www.apnaysms.net/badi-khushi/ http://www.apnaysms.net/badi-khushi/#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:33:28 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2164 Badi Khushi is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Do aurtain apas mein mili, ek ne doosri se kaha
Pehli aurat: are bade afsoos ki baat hai nazia ka shohar mar gaya.
Doosri aurat: kaise mar gaya?
Pehli aurat: kal raat dono mein khoob jhagda hua, Nazia ne gusse mein aakar apne shohar se talaaq mang li.
Doosri Aurat: To is sadme se mar gaya?
Pehli aurat: Nahi!! us se itni badi khushi bardasht nahi ho saki.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/badi-khushi/feed/ 0 Taj Mahal! http://www.apnaysms.net/taj-mahal/ http://www.apnaysms.net/taj-mahal/#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:55:59 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2161 Taj Mahal! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/taj-mahal/feed/ 0 Kya Yeh Kutta Milega! http://www.apnaysms.net/kya-yeh-kutta-milega/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kya-yeh-kutta-milega/#comments Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:27:02 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=2136 Kya Yeh Kutta Milega! is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Ek Janaza Jaa Raha Tha, Uske Agey Ek Kutta Aur Peche Ek Bahut Badi Logon Ki Bheed Thi.
Ek Anjaan Admi Ne Kandha Dene Wale Se Poocha
Anjaan Aadmi: Ye Kiska Janaza Hai.
Kandha Dene Wala: Meri Biwi Ka.
Anjaan Admi: Woh Kaise Mari.
Kandha Dene Wala: Use Is Kuttey Ne Kaat Liya Tha
Anjaan Admi: Kya Yeh Kutta Mujhe Bhi Mil Sakta Hai
Kandha Dene Wala: Is Ke Liye To Itni Badi Logon Ki Bheed Hai.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/kya-yeh-kutta-milega/feed/ 0 Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife http://www.apnaysms.net/jannat-mein-husband-aur-wife/ http://www.apnaysms.net/jannat-mein-husband-aur-wife/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:16:10 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1469 Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain ..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/jannat-mein-husband-aur-wife/feed/ 0 Women Live A Better Life http://www.apnaysms.net/women-live-a-better-life/ http://www.apnaysms.net/women-live-a-better-life/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:32:37 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1409 Women Live A Better Life is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Best Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple…..

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/women-live-a-better-life/feed/ 0 I bought three tickets http://www.apnaysms.net/i-bought-three-tickets/ http://www.apnaysms.net/i-bought-three-tickets/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:23:00 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1407 I bought three tickets is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/i-bought-three-tickets/feed/ 0 Me America ja rahi hoon http://www.apnaysms.net/me-america-ja-rahi-hoon/ http://www.apnaysms.net/me-america-ja-rahi-hoon/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:17:57 +0000 Guest http://www.apnaysms.net/?p=1371 Me America ja rahi hoon is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/me-america-ja-rahi-hoon/feed/ 0 Tufani Barish May Raat Ko http://www.apnaysms.net/tufani-barish-may-raat-ko/ http://www.apnaysms.net/tufani-barish-may-raat-ko/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:07:48 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/tufani-barish-may-raat-ko/ Tufani Barish May Raat Ko is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya

Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai

Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/tufani-barish-may-raat-ko/feed/ 0 Meaning of Wife http://www.apnaysms.net/meaning-of-wife/ http://www.apnaysms.net/meaning-of-wife/#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:30:59 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/wife-sms/meaning-of-wife/ Meaning of Wife is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means,
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,it means-
With Idiot For Ever!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/meaning-of-wife/feed/ 0 How Women call their husband http://www.apnaysms.net/how-women-call-their-husband/ http://www.apnaysms.net/how-women-call-their-husband/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:44:08 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/wife-sms/how-women-call-their-husband/ How Women call their husband is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> How Women call their husband in 1st to Six year after Marriage!
1st Year:Jannu
2nd Year:OG
3rd Year:Sunte Ho
4th Year:O bunty k papa
5th Year:Kaha mar gaye?
6th Year:Aap aate ho k me ao

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/how-women-call-their-husband/feed/ 0 if i climb the great Mount Everest http://www.apnaysms.net/if-i-climb-the-great-mount-everest/ http://www.apnaysms.net/if-i-climb-the-great-mount-everest/#comments Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:41:24 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/if-i-climb-the-great-mount-everest/ if i climb the great Mount Everest is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wife: What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…

DHAKKAA!!!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/if-i-climb-the-great-mount-everest/feed/ 0 Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon http://www.apnaysms.net/mein-tumhari-jindagi-ki-kitab-hoon/ http://www.apnaysms.net/mein-tumhari-jindagi-ki-kitab-hoon/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:21:37 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/mein-tumhari-jindagi-ki-kitab-hoon/ Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Larki apne pati se: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/mein-tumhari-jindagi-ki-kitab-hoon/feed/ 0 Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/ http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:13:07 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/ Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?

Papa – nahi. Par kyu?

Son – to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/papa-kya-aap-kabhi-egypt-gaye-ho/feed/ 0 Kaash Aap SMS hotay http://www.apnaysms.net/kaash-aap-sms-hotay/ http://www.apnaysms.net/kaash-aap-sms-hotay/#comments Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:53:54 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/kaash-aap-sms-hotay/ Kaash Aap SMS hotay is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wife
Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti

HUSBAND
Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/kaash-aap-sms-hotay/feed/ 0 Aise apni Wife ho http://www.apnaysms.net/aise-apni-wife-ho/ http://www.apnaysms.net/aise-apni-wife-ho/#comments Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:25:08 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/cool-decent-sms/aise-apni-wife-ho/ Aise apni Wife ho is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> 5′ 6″ jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/aise-apni-wife-ho/feed/ 0 Saw His Wife with His Friend http://www.apnaysms.net/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/ http://www.apnaysms.net/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/#comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:58:10 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/adult-sms/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/ Saw His Wife with His Friend is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Man come home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says “If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friend

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/saw-his-wife-with-his-friend/feed/ 0 Husband & Wife are like http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-wife-are-like/ http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-wife-are-like/#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:35:21 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/husband-wife-are-like/ Husband & Wife are like is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-wife-are-like/feed/ 0 Aap ka Dost Galat Ladki se http://www.apnaysms.net/aap-ka-dost-galat-ladki-se/ http://www.apnaysms.net/aap-ka-dost-galat-ladki-se/#comments Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:37:03 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/aap-ka-dost-galat-ladki-se/ Aap ka Dost Galat Ladki se is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Wife: Apka dost galat Ladki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use rokte kyu nahi?

Husband: Main Kyu Roku? Usne Mujhay Roka Tha kya…

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/aap-ka-dost-galat-ladki-se/feed/ 0 Husband to Wife… http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-to-wife/ http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-to-wife/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:07:44 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/husband-to-wife/ Husband to Wife… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/husband-to-wife/feed/ 0 My Wife is Angel… http://www.apnaysms.net/my-wife-is-angel/ http://www.apnaysms.net/my-wife-is-angel/#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:14:41 +0000 Aamir http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/my-wife-is-angel/ My Wife is Angel… is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> First Guy (proudly):
“My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy:
“You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ..:D

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]]> A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/wife-wanted/feed/ 0 Biwi ko Thappad marne k bad http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ko-thappad-marne-k-bad/ http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ko-thappad-marne-k-bad/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:27:27 +0000 Sms Lover http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/biwi-ko-thappad-marne-k-bad/ Biwi ko Thappad marne k bad is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> Biwi ko thappad marne k bad
Pati:admi use marta he jise wo pyar karta he.
Biwi ne zor se mara & boli
aap kya samje me apse pyar nahi krti..:p

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]]> http://www.apnaysms.net/biwi-ko-thappad-marne-k-bad/feed/ 0 How 2 remember your Wife’s Birthday http://www.apnaysms.net/how-2-remember-your-wifes-birthday/ http://www.apnaysms.net/how-2-remember-your-wifes-birthday/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:38:55 +0000 Cool http://www.apnaysms.net/funny-sms/how-2-remember-your-wifes-birthday/ How 2 remember your Wife’s Birthday is a post from: ApnaySms.net

]]> The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday
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2 forget it once.

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We Met…! haha

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