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Loading ...A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
“If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him..
The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted,
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh, yeah?” the man asked “And where the hell were you when I got married?”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Thappad Marney par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli:
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai
MaiN Ne NazrooN Ki Tarha Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai
Bartano! Aaj Merey Sir Pe Barastey Kyon Ho
MaiN Ne Tum Ko To Hamesha Se Dhula Rakha Hai
Pehley Belen Ne Banaya Tha Merey Sir Pe Ghomer
Aur Ab Chimtey Ne Mera Gaal Saja Rakha Hai
Sarey Kaprey To Jala Daley Hain Begum Ne
Tan Chupaney Ko Banyan Phata Rakha Hai
Wahi Dunya MaiN Muqadder Ka Sikander YahaN Tehra
Jis Ne Khod Ko Abhi Shaadi Se Bacha Rakha Hai
Pi Ja Is Maar Ki Talkhi Ko Bhi HaNs Ker “Akbar”
Maar Khaney MaiN Bhi Qudrat Ne Maza Rakha Hai
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Do aurtain apas mein mili, ek ne doosri se kaha
Pehli aurat: are bade afsoos ki baat hai nazia ka shohar mar gaya.
Doosri aurat: kaise mar gaya?
Pehli aurat: kal raat dono mein khoob jhagda hua, Nazia ne gusse mein aakar apne shohar se talaaq mang li.
Doosri Aurat: To is sadme se mar gaya?
Pehli aurat: Nahi!! us se itni badi khushi bardasht nahi ho saki.
