Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”
Ek Janaza Jaa Raha Tha, Uske Agey Ek Kutta Aur Peche Ek Bahut Badi Logon Ki Bheed Thi.
Ek Anjaan Admi Ne Kandha Dene Wale Se Poocha
Anjaan Aadmi: Ye Kiska Janaza Hai.
Kandha Dene Wala: Meri Biwi Ka.
Anjaan Admi: Woh Kaise Mari.
Kandha Dene Wala: Use Is Kuttey Ne Kaat Liya Tha
Anjaan Admi: Kya Yeh Kutta Mujhe Bhi Mil Sakta Hai
Kandha Dene Wala: Is Ke Liye To Itni Badi Logon Ki Bheed Hai.
Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain ..:p
Best Message Of The Year:
Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!
Why?
Very Simple…..
A Woman Does Not Have A Wife


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