The average man’s life consists of:
20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
40 years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
“If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him..
The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted,
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. “Who are you?”

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.

“Oh, yeah?” the man asked “And where the hell were you when I got married?”

Thappad Marney par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli:

“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”