Ek Din Maine DIL se pucha
“Vaade” or
“Yaade”
in me kya Fark
hai ?
Jawab mila “Vaade” Insaan
Todta hai,
or
“Yaaden” Insaan
ko tod deti hain…
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha:Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar:Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Achcha bhala
(’.') Dost tha,
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Maine
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_/’”\_ Uda di
SMS nahi krta tha
Tu to samajhdar hai…!

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